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ROBERT PLANT WORLD EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW (by Steve Gett - June 1982 issue of Kerrang!)
For over a year and a half countless rock fans around the world have wondered whether Led Zeppelin would ever record or perform on stage again. Following the tragic death of John Bonham in September 1980 there has been endless speculation as to the future of the three remaining band members. Would they continue as a working unit and recruit another dummer? Surely not. Any true fan of the band will agree that Bonzo cannot be replaced, and yet, week after week, the media continued to suggest possible successors - the list was seemingly endless. Then, when they finally began to run out of names, rumours of a merger between ex-Yes and Led Zep members in a fictitious band XYZ (geddit?) began to surface.
Meanwhile, in December â80, an official statement from the Zeppelin camp was issued, stating: âWe wish it to be known that the loss of our dear friend and the deep respect we have for his family, together with the sense of undivided harmony felt by ourselves and our manager, have led us to decide that we could no longer continue as we were.â
Some saw the last few lines as being rather ambiguous and it was hinted that there could still be activity on the Zep front at some point. Will they be making more records or playing concerts?
âLed Zeppelin wonât,â declares Robert Plant in his first interview with the press for a number of years. âThe statement that we put out was never meant to be ambiguous - âas we wereâ was as a team. When you have a four-piece band itâs not a four-piece anymore, thereâs no way it can become one again. All the rumours were nonsence, they were aggravating and upset everyone. It was natural speculation, but something that works that well and that tight you donât start shuffling around.â
Thatâs enough Zeppelin banter for the time being. Robertâs not sitting in the London offices of Atlantic Records to indulge in idle chat about the past. Heâs here to talk present-day matters, more specifically the impending release of his debut solo album âPictures At Eleven.â
But before launching head-first into conversation, thereâs a chance to catch a sneak preview of the record - and a bloody good one it is too. Itâs set for release at the end of the month and even after one spin I defy any Zeppelin addict not to go out and buy a copy immediately. âPictures At Elevenâ stands as one helluva rock album, not to be dismissed lightly. Robert has come up trumps. Sod the cynics who are bound to despise it - but then again, you never know, they might even like it if they bother giving it turntable space...
On hearing the news that the LP was nearing completion (courtesy of Cozy Powell) a couple of months ago. I wondered what the material was like. âZeppelin!â Powell told me, and certainly hints of the band do shine through, though thereâs a good deal of diversity on the two sides of vinyl. âBurning Down One Sideâ and âMystery Titleâ are amongst the heavier tunes, but at the same time there are more delicate items such as âMoonlight In Samosaâ and even the odd hint of raggae on âPledge Pinâ. A more detailed review will appear upon the acquisition of a finished copy.
Robert has assembled some fine musicians to accompany him, the nucleus of his âbandâ being bassist Paul Martinez, keyboard player Jezz Woodruffe and ace guitarist Robbie Blunt. Cozy plays on two numbers and the rest of the skinbeating is left to Phil Collins.
STEVE: When was it recorded?
ROBERT: âWe did it in fits and starts to avoid having a real glut of studio time, which can often have an adverse effect. The first stuff we did was with Cozy and that was around last September/October. The tracks he played on were âSlower Dancerâ and âJust Like Iâve Never Been Goneâ. We also did âFat Lipâ which has no drums on it at all around that period.â
STEVE: Does the material stretch back over a fairly long period?
ROBERT: âNot really. Robbie and I had been playing in The Honeydrippers for quite a while, playing out our âfantasiesâ with rhythmânâblues and blues with a horn section. It was enjoyable and we went around the country appearing in small clubs. But gradually we began to realise the possible limitations as things got a bit repetitous. It wasnât a serious thing, but we didnât really want to play twelve-bars for ever and ever.â
STEVE: âHow did the idea of The Honeydrippers arise?â
ROBERT: âWell, a guy called Andy Sylvester, who used to be with Chicken Shack, Savoy Brown and Fleetwood Mac in the early days, lives quite close to us and heâs involved in a lot of pick-up blues bands. He said âWell how do you fancy doing a gig locally, just having a blowâ and I told him that I wasnât too sure about going back on stage. But then everyone was saying âOh, come on, itâs just a laughâ and we did it and it was great.â
STEVE: âWhen exactly was this?â
ROBERT: âThat would probably have been about February â81. We played a few gigs and we gradually got a line-up together. We had a drummer, whoâs got a great voice, and several local people. It started off as a bit of a giggle but then we found we could get gigs without saying âHey, look whoâs hereâ and that sort of thing, though I supposed there was a little word of mouthing going on. Some great stuff went down - we were covering material by people like Otis Rush and Albert King.â
STEVE: âBasically your roots?â
ROBERT: âWell, one aspect and one facet of them, but it was just great fun to go out and do it without any of the usual pressures. Slowly but surely, however, Robbie and I began to look at each other and realise that it wasnât going to be serious, so inbetween gigs we started sitting down with a little four-track tape machine and writing bits and pieces.â
STEVE: âHow did you hook up with Robbie?â
ROBERT: âJust as a matter of convenience really. He and Andy had both been with Steve Gibbons for a while and after that situation expired he wasnât doing anything. In the past weâd played around with the four-track, doing lots of semi-serious home recording at my place, but then because he didnât go to work in the day he was able to spare a bit of time inbetween the bowling green and the snooker table! We got together and it was good because heâs a very leisurely, relaxed character and Iâm completely the opposite. Iâm usually spinning around and flying off walls, so he kind of set the tempo for the amount of work we did. With someone else I might have worked all the time but then on certain days heâd go âOh, weâll do it tomorrow - I want to go fishing.â
âThen I bumped into Jezz, the keyboard player, in a music shop. His technical ability is phenomenal, though I think heâs a little allergic to musicians. Heâs had some experiences in the past that have left him with a bit of a question mark over working with contemporary rockânârollers, or whatever you want to call them. Loonies!â
STEVE: âDo you consider yourself to be a loon?â
ROBERT: âWith a capital âLâ. When you play and sing and work and move around you have a different approach to life. And Jezz is far more practical than we are.â
STEVE: âHave you managed to change him?â
ROBERT: âOh yeah (he grins) - heâs a complete crackpot now! What he had to offer came about gradually. The whole thing started gently and continued to snowball. Everybody has played a pretty important part. Paul, the bass player, has been great because, although I didnât know Jezz beforehand, I had a lot of time to get to know him, but Paul just came in out of the blue. Heâs been a great influence, though, because heâs a very off-the-wall character, both in his playing and his sense of humour. He added to it all and in the end things were very relaxed from a writing and a social point of view.â
STEVE: âHave you been treating the LP as a solo project or a band venture?â
ROBERT: âAs a band really - thereâs a lot more security in that. Iâve been used to working in a close-knit environment with a lot of warmth for a long time and that makes you feel very secure. So obviously my first thought was to give everybody the same opportunity Iâd got.â
STEVE: âThe easy, and possibly expected approach, would have been for you to get the cream of the session musicians to play with you.â
ROBERT: âI was thinking about that on the way down here, thinking about meeting you and you saying that. The idea of taking everybody out of a big band who didnât have a job and calling it Australasia or Africa or some other continent! But for me, thatâs far too obvious. Itâs been a pleasure to work with people who initially had no idea how far you could take it. Initially, nobody expected anything at all. No-one expected that there was going to be an album, although at the back of everyoneâs mind there was always the thought that it might just get good enough to warrant doing one. It was very hard for me to see that because of what Iâd been involved with before in Zep. There was so much quality about it that I could never really see myself going âYeah, thatâs good enoughâ or âThat might be good enoughâ because I loved what I did before so much. It was a case of things happening slowly but surely.â
Gradually, Robert became aware that things were happening, but when it came to going in to record the album he still lacked one vital band member - the drummer. Consequently he asked Cozy and Phil Collins to help out, both of whom were only too happy to oblige.
âI didnât really choose them, I timidly asked them if theyâd mind helping me out and their response was great. It was extremely hard for me to even consider working with other people. I know that might sound corny but it really was. I mean, I didnât want to to play with anyone initially and then The Honeydrippers sort of got me at it again. And then to approach someone like Cozy, whoâs already got a working situation, and for him to agree was like clearing the first hurdle.â
Somehow one canât imagine him refusing the offer.
âWell it depends on how you look at things,â states Robert. âI mean, I donât overestimate where I stand. Things with Cozy worked out really well. He came down and gave it a lot of âwoomphâ, that classic foot back and kick, which was just what the doctor ordered. The rest of us had been sort of jogging along, taking everything really steady and suddenly Cozy came in like a typhoon. Everyone suddenly realised that we were playing rockânâroll - weâd forgotten about that. We were writing these lovely little chord sequences and suddenly it all had some bearing. He came in at the middle of it all and let fly.
âThe reason he only did the two tracks was because he had so many commitments - he was really a tower of strength. Cozy, if youâre reading this, you know what Iâm talking about!â
âPhil Collins was amazing too. He possesses boundless energy and has the ability to latch on very quickly. With him there we did six backing tracks in three days, which is incredible. He can take rhythms and move them to his own style but heâs very adaptable and his dynamics were great. A lot of people have heard the tracks and didnât believe it was Phil. It shows that heâs got a lot more strings to his bow,â
âPictures At Elevenâ was recorded in five weeks, including the mix, and comprises eight songs.
Despite the emergence of vinyl product, Plant fans will probably have to wait quite a long time before seeing him perform his new material on stage.
ROBERT: âIâd like to be able to go on stage and do a complete set of material that features this album and the next one as well. That would give me about two hours of material, and until Iâve got that thereâs no point in going out on the road. I donât want to play half the show with songs that people have never heard before - itâs not worth it.â
When Robert does go on the road thereâll doubtless be a lot of people coming along in the hopes of hearing a Zeppelin tune. They look set to be disappointed. âI love the numbers, but I ainât gonna play Zeppelin songs without Zeppelin.â
On Foreignerâs recent tour of Europe, they were joined for an impromptu jam in Munich by Robert and Jimmy Page. This was the first time that the Zeppelin had appeared together since their own continental trek during the summer of 1980. How did this arise?
âBasically, Jimmy and I just fancied going somewhere to have a break. Heâd been working really hard on the âDeath Wishâ album and Iâd been busy with mine. I also wanted to see the record company people out there to check if they were awake - and they were good. The sound was a lot better than when I saw them in Birmingham.â
What was the reaction when you and Pagey came on stage?
âI canât remember,â answers Robert. âI was petrified! I hadnât walked on a stage that big for ages, but it didnât take me more than a couple of seconds to remember what to do. Itâs an amazing experience to go out there and soak it up for about four or five minutes. And then as you walk off somebody taps you on the back and goes âjolly good showâ and all you can do is feel your feet swivelling round at the bottom of your legs trying to lead you back out there again!â
Do you see much of Jimmy nowadays?
âYeah, quite a lot - at least as much as I can inbetween whatever weâre doing separately. We keep in touch a lot.â
Have you done any work together?
âMusically? No, not yet.â
Do you think you might?
âWell... I donât know... but time does amazing things. Anythingâs possible at some time or another, but thereâs no point in you printing âyeah, we may work againâ and all that because it would just be adding to the speculation. Weâre good friends, weâve always been very close and weâve worked together for a long time. Itâs a great team, but right now Iâm very enthusiastic about what Iâve just done. Iâve sweated over this and I havenât had the usual people to lean on. Itâs very important to me.â
What is Jimmy up to at the moment?
"Heâs got a project, or heâs been talking with a great deal of affection about one, that would involve alternative musicians - nobody we know. In England or America. Itâs a project heâs had in the back of his mind for a long, long time, but thereâs no point in going into it unless it really takes off. Itâs quite a wholesome thing, though, and it sounds extremely interesting.â
And howsabout John Paul Jones?
âI donât know what heâs up to - have you seen him? Heâs moved down to Devon and when I saw him not too long ago he was enthusing about something heâs got up his sleeve, but there wasnât really time for him to elaborate. Heâs the kind of bloke who can sit down at the piano and play for hours, and as long as he can do that and extend it when he feels like it, heâs happy. Thatâs not to say he wonât do anything, but heâs more likely to take his time over what he does.â
Robert Plant, whoâs looking extremely healthy, strikes me as being a spasmodically impatient character. He agrees:
âMost definitely. Thatâs the biggest failure Iâve got. That was why Robbie and Jezz were really good to have around. Iâm not a very good guitarist, Iâm lousy, and a drummer I am not. I used to plonk away and make terrible noises waiting for something to come. It was like waiting for a bus that arrives then goes by full. I know what itâs like to get really turned on - I think everybody does who plays. But I do have an impatience that isnât mellowing with time. I shall probably run firmly up my backside one of these days!â