Mauvepens

in love with at least 5 different fictional boys at once

[itsays]

no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

[cryptotheism]

My alluring androgyny and strange demeanor have the bitches conflicted on me

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[unpretty]

I HAVE BELLS

I PLAYED THE BELLS SO MUCH IT STARTED SNOWING ON MY DASH

[unpretty]

assuming you’ve enabled 1-8 keys to play the bells, joy to the world is:

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566778

88765543

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3333345

4222234

321865434321

[mhalachai]

Jingle bells is: 

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4444 4333 554 2 1

[unpretty]

twinkle twinkle little star:

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1155665 4433221

[unpretty]

this old man:

535 535

6543234

3451111 12345

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[runawaymarbles]

the “dashing through the snow” part of jingle bells:

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[patema-introverted]

“His Theme” (Undertale):

1541334 141334 1541334 146545

[limulusamebocytelysate]

“Mary had a little lamb”

3212333222355

3212333322321

[limulusamebocytelysate]

“Lord of the Rings”

1235321

35687532

123532121

356 (pause) 532 (pause) 1

[facts-i-just-made-up]

“Through the Fire and Flames” by DragonForce:

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[valtsv]

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over

[valtsv]

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

[phxnta-mari]

Xavier when he realized Wednesday only asked him to the dance as a cover

[mauvepens]

he was so real for that one 

[watermelonmountaindew]

i need to know every language immediately

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[skeleton-monarch]

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

Unintended consequences - Wikipedia

[soracities]

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

[softspringsolace]

when andrea gibson said “i suppose i love this life, in spite of my clenched fist.” & when ellen bass said “to love life, to love it even when you have no stomach for it”

[lilalbatross]

[hummingirls]

gregory has NO business doing what hes doing with those giant saucer eyes like sir. we all know you have a girl you know i know janine know and yet your eyeballs are trying to kiss with tongue. that being said keep it up

[madphantom]

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

[madphantom]

I may have underestimated Tumblr's dedication to the bit.

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[bigaudiodynamitetheglobe]

found footage rom-com

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

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[blog-of-horribleness]

[doityourselfbombs]

what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together

[supreme-leader-stoat]

what if we continued the cycle of violence. and got brunch together.