do you think i'm spooky?

Max. they/them. 29. functioning academic. spooky nerd. d&d gremlin. queer menace.

[aromanticduck]

You have to read all the books in your bedroom before you can leave. How long will you be trapped?

There's no books in there, I can leave immediately

Less than a day

1-3 days

4-6 days

1-3 weeks

4-7 weeks

2-3 months

4-6 months

7-11 months

1-2 years

3 years or more

Results

Voting ended onJun 27

You can't die from hunger or thirst or lack of medication etc.

It doesn't matter which books you've already read. You have to read them all, starting from now.

Physical books only - if you have an e-reader in there you don't have to read your entire digital library.

[iridescent-sunshine]

I've never met anyone who's issues with transgender people couldn't be solved by minding their own business.

[cavconcussion]

swapping our flannel shirts. wearing each other’s boots. switching our pillows so we smell like each other. bringing you breakfast. a house with a bathtub in the backyard and a garden full of flowers. reading, curled up into one another. woodsmoke curling from our chimney. you braiding my hair in the bath. me buzzing yours fortnightly over the sink. cutting firewood together. rubbing the knots out of each other’s muscles. huddling together under quilts when it rains.

[bramblefilm]

Source? The fairies told me

[knightofleo]

the hauntings of Andrew Wyeth

[fleshdyke]

do you love the colour of the basilosaurus

[fleshdyke]

everyone tagging this as “do you love the colour of the spine” is funnier than me

[fleshdyke]

alright pack it up boys i’ve hit my peak

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[enki2]

[moonlightingcurse]

@gifevents: From Script to Screen Day 7 - Favourites

My top 5 episodes of The X Files written by Vince Gilligan [template]

[mycatismyfriend]

Be careful™

[goshdoggett]

@pscentral​ anniversary event: take four (fantasy & sci-fi + faceless + minimalism + from your decade)

[bluewlf]

the most alive i've ever been

kiss me and i might drop dead

happy pride and something something bishova rooftop kiss!

the concept of kate kissing yelena right before her dramatic fall back and both of them feeling so thrilled is sooo 🛐🛐🛐 and you know rooftop kisses became their thing 👀

this was inspired by olivia rodrigo's song drop dead. highly recommend hallucinating bishova scenes to it

"kiss me and i might drop dead" -> "kiss me and i might do i really cool drop off the building to show off??"

[depsidase]

[toocoolforhole]

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

[skulandcrossbones]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[narwhalsarefalling]

Grace: Oh yeah, Rocky, I have a question!

Rocky: Yes?

Grace: What is the material of your clothing made out of? Since it doesn’t seem that you have any wool-bearing animals or cotton-like plants on Erid.

Rocky: Oh, it’s a rock with a fibrous material!

Grace: (Uh oh)

Grace: Uh, what’s the chemical composition for that rock?

Rocky: Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4

Grace, doing mental chemistry: So that’s something we call asbest- Uh oh.

Grace, thinking back to the Rocky-shaped weighted plushie he got from Adrian for his birthday last year: Uh Oh.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Rocky: Is something wrong, question?

Grace: I am pretty sure that your clothing can give me cancer

Rocky: Oh-shit.mp3

[narwhalsarefalling]

Adrian: Grace does not like Soft Rocky, question?

Grace: No, no, I absolutely love it. It’s just that Soft Rocky can get me sick if I stay around it too long. See on earth we have this thing called Mesothelioma-

[afieldinengland]

normal country latest

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[theladymisandry]

You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust