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multifandom they/siya | filipino | twenty somethings | anti-colonial I tag everything, so blacklist content you don't want to see

[max-nolastname]

grief studies (cw: blood, gore)

"i'm tired" by labrinth feat. zendaya x flint & miranda in black sails season 3

Hey, Lord, you know I'm tired Hey, Lord, you know I'm tired of tears Hey, Lord, just cut me loose

[comradekatara]

GAY 101 badges + zuko

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[max-nolastname]

billy's pov is kinda funny if you think about it.....he's someone who really doesnt get all the hype around sex, romantic love and erotic desire yet time and time again he sees the brightest, most cunning and cutthroat minds of his generation succumb to it. no wonder he's so frustrated all the time. i would be to if my fucking crew, captain and quartermaster kept getting distracted by dubiously consensual workplace romances....like lock in divas!!

[dogfagdeathwish-deactivated2025]

In the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the holy tranny, I bless you. Go forth my child, and have as much gay sex as possible

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[erraticcat]

[max-nolastname]

john silver (not his real name) (but what is "real?") (anyways) has many titles....thief, quartermaster, pirate king etc. etc. but his funniest and most overlooked title has to be .... union buster

[max-nolastname]

every single one of the strawhats is either gay and/or trans, and sanji is adamant that he's not either and everyone is like okay dollface whatever you say 💞✨💖✨💝

[max-nolastname]

sanji is a girl but that egg won't crack until after luffy becomes king of the pirates. I don't mind waiting for my beautiful princess though 💝

[max-nolastname]

and it's only fucking tuesday

[lichfucker]

[image description: a still of Flint from Black Sails, chained up before a crowd in Charles Town. red all-caps text over the image says, "No Life No Joy No Love Tuesday / Just try and fucking @ me today..." beneath that, blue all-caps text running off the bottom of the image says "Because there is no life here there is no joy here there there is no love there is no love here what are you talking about what do you think I'm out there fighting for but to make all those things possible here you'll fight a war so we can make a life you don't get one" (the text cuts off). end id]

[thatbitchwhowritesstuff]

okay i just had a very intense debate with a friend so i need the group’s opinion here

who is the Freakiest Freak in Black Sails (whatever that means to YOU)

Eleanor

Max

Anne

Flint

Silver

Billy (?)

Miranda

Charles

Idelle

Thomas

Someone else entirely

Voting ended onMay 13

(i deliberately took Jack out cause otherwise the answer would be way too easy)

now. let’s speculate together.

[prokopetz]

Threading the needle between sexualising problematic power gaps and avoiding the spectre of incest kink by calling my partner "cap'n".

[max-nolastname]

kaido's relationship with yamato is hilarious....like hello my name is kaido, emperor of the sea, king of the beasts, drug trafficker, weapons dealer and warlord. im going to shackle my son with explosive cuffs and throw him in a cave for a month to starve him out as punishment for acting out but ill be damned if anyone misgenders him. i hate my trans son but it's because he LARPs my mortal enemy not ☝️ because he's trans.

[max-nolastname]

and it's only fucking tuesday

[lichfucker]

[image description: a still of Flint from Black Sails, chained up before a crowd in Charles Town. red all-caps text over the image says, "No Life No Joy No Love Tuesday / Just try and fucking @ me today..." beneath that, blue all-caps text running off the bottom of the image says "Because there is no life here there is no joy here there there is no love there is no love here what are you talking about what do you think I'm out there fighting for but to make all those things possible here you'll fight a war so we can make a life you don't get one" (the text cuts off). end id]

[max-nolastname]

and it's only fucking tuesday

[lgbtcharactertournament]

ROUND 3 — Match 64 of 72

James Flint (Black Sails)

Identity: Bi/Pansexual, explicit Notes: Shown to be involved with both Miranda (a woman) and Thomas (a man). Propaganda: "Declares war against England for murdering his lover. Flint is THEEE embodiment of queer rage."

vs. Victor Nikiforov (Yuri!!! on ICE)

Identity: MLM, explicit Notes: Enters a relationship with Yuuri (a man). Propaganda: "What if I was the top figure skater in the world but took a year off to see if there was anything else I had going for me and coached the Japanese skater who flawlessly did my routine and I ended up falling in love with him? Haha jk….unless….."

Who should advance?

James Flint

Victor Nikiforov

Voting ended onMay 6