laugh it off

i like long walks on the beach

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Those are the painters, cursed by God for their incompetence

[escuerzoresucitado]

[haaarpb]

this happened weeks ago but im still thinking about it

[podencos]

Every time I settle back into my yoga routine I’m like. Oh yeah I forgot this has the power to save my life

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

No my entire life i’ve made a furious jerk off motion and gone bleh blehhh bleh and walked away. But i was thinking of trying something different

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

I grew up in a shed and only saw sunlight through the cracks in the wood

[marisatomay]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[bethfuller]

thousands of years apart, ships are burning

find me on instagram!

[aletheyass]

[yazmmy]

[groupieculture]

this tweet is my own personal drug

[kaalbela]

Erika Stearly

[sawasawako]

hold on a second man…

[vee-not-afraid]

@insect-p0sitivity tags peer approved

[lesbianboyfriend]

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

[weonsinnombre]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

God why is this so funny

[toskarin]

[legendary-chemistry]

[pit-of-frogs-deactivated2025011]

[taykoutmccleod]

customers when you ask if they want a bag for their two items

[only-tiktoks]

[skovenshemmeligheder]

Like an old man to a construction site

[stripedteacup]