MaxAndHisBeard

Because why not? Any questions?

[through-a-historic-lens]

Mississippi’s first interracial marriage, August 1970.

[brazenbells]

Adding @bethanyactually 's informative tags!

[victusinveritas]

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: Hey, Addams. Enid said she got you to watch Dora and the Lost City of Gold last night.

Wednesday: Yes. I lost a bet. It was every bit as deplorable as I had expected.

Yoko: Deplorable? That’s funny coming from you.

Wednesday: *narrows her eyes* And why is that?

Yoko: Why do you think, Dora the Deplorer?

Wednesday: *stiffens*

Yoko: 😎👉👉

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *flatly* Hola, soy Wednesday. Can you say “puedes empálame”?

Yoko: *snorts* Kay, I’ll bite. ¿Puedes empálame?

Yoko: 😎

Yoko: 🤨🕶️🤏

Yoko: Hello? This is where you tell me what that means in English.

Yoko: 😒🕶️🤏

Yoko: And what’s with the javel—

*SHUNK!*

Yoko:

[maxandhisbeard]

Love getting banned from a community because they want blogs to have a profile pic to show that they're not bots, so I try to set mine a dozen times and it won't stay 👍

[sowedpearls]

[buggbunnysgallery]

can't believe this is THE tiktok comment that made me get in the university i was too scared of

[maxandhisbeard]

What a blessing and a curse it must be to have a dream.

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

[lakevida]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[homunculus-argument]

I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

[eurypotpourrie-deactivated20250]

king, pacing the floor : how many times have we told you? prince : dad, i can explain- king : how many times prince : king : prince, sighing : fine dad im sorry i slept with a man- king : YOU SLEPT WITH A COURT JESTER!!!!

[fireflychaosdemon]

I am dying at these tags

[cheaphalloweencostume]

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

[thinkingabout-girls]

one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[runawaymarbles]

...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

[certifiedsexed]

Certified Sex Ed Post!

[jamesternes]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!

[maxandhisbeard]

I like to imagine gas giants like an ocean. The deeper you go, the darker it gets, and the bigger the inhabitants get. A flash of lightning might illuminate a towering creature swimming/flying/floating past, or God forbid right at you.

This also reminds me of the post where someone was asking what if forests worked like that.

[revswanson]

where in the HELL did that horse come from

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

[thenatezone]

"Joy is an act of resistance" is becoming a comparable phrase to "I'm keeping you in my prayers." It's a nice sentiment and it FEELS better than saying nothing but it doesn't actually require you to do anything so it's not especially helpful on its own. When I was a kid my mom was hospitalized for several months and our family got a lot of prayers but we definitely remembered the folks who backed up those prayers with a casserole. Make sure you back it up with a casserole in 2025.

[iamnmbr3]

Finally! Someone said it! This is perfectly put. These meaningless platitudes to excuse complacency and inaction have been driving me up a wall.