tumblr is my digital hut in the woods

He/They/Whatever | 22 | Aries | Queer Fag | Agent of Chaos | Esp & Eng | 🇨🇴 | Platonic Slut | mi club secreto, prohibida la entrada a normies

[maxis-v2]

If you see me reblog cock and ass know that it was an accident but also that I am not ashamed

[segamascott]

moved from late-stage capitalism to end-stage #fun

[blasesaint]

[kushblazer666]

now back to my cup o’ goon…

[godisafujoshi]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

[ten-and-donna]

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Why? Why would you do this to me? What do you mean 2010s nostalgia? Excuse me? Hello? @2010s-nostalgia

[2010s-nostalgia]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[firstfullmoon]

Maria Gray, “[Years of pelvic floor therapy]”

[chilewithcarnage]

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

[yeetmewithachainsaw]

[creepymutelilbugger]

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT

[skopostheorie]

Average bloke trying to sound smart: you are not a serious person if you're not reading thousands of pages of this theory stuff Reddit told me to

Smartest person you know: I'm getting really into SpongeBob lately

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[oneheadtoanother]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[undeadhousewife]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over