reject canon, i’m the captain now

he/they | 23 using my free will for cartoonishly stupid activities COMMISSIONS CLOSED!! https://maxxifer.carrd.co

[4b5a20-deactivated20210913]

[purple-confusion]

Happy ides of march 2026 I bring you Julius Caesar weighted pincushion for consideration

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[billbug]

looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser

[zaifonart]

Knight Waitress for Looters. (2020)

[melioristicbeast]

listen lubalin's i just need butter is a shower song don't ask me why, it just is yes even though there's literally a song about showering later in the album shh

been too long since i sillyposted, had to get it out of my system - song under the cut as always <3 If you have any teen wolf playlists please share!! always looking for new music!

Other music headcanon posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / My Stiles playlist

[starridge]

theres truly no better feeling on here than when someone leaves a long paragraph in the tags pointing out details you intentionally included in your art. YES !! PLEASE POINT IT OUT OTHERWISE I WONT KNOW IF PEOPLE NOTICED!! YOURE SO COOL!!!!!

[x23innocencelost]

The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".

[maxxifer]

Me, reading your tags on writing Stiles:

eyyyyyy I gotchu

(Me using the oldest trick in the book: just say as many words as possible and in the strangest way you can think of, eventually ur gonna accidentally say something useful or at least entertaining to someone 😎)

[regicidal-defenestration]

She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny

[targetedknowledge]

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[iamaslutforjatp]

It kills me every day that Stiles Stilinski is so fucking expressive and I will never be able to fully capture that through the written word

[inkandgasoline]

I swear to god; this -- THIS -- is my #1 biggest challenge when it comes to my fanfic projects. If my WIP was only from Derek's POV it would've been done six freakin months ago.

I am so jealous of the writers who find Stiles natural to write. How do you DO IT? Tell me your secrets

[werepires]

Deancas coldplay kisscam scenario where the internet goes insane because serial killer Dean Winchester just got spotted alive and cosied up to missing person James Novak

[thejukeboxzero]

Breaking News: Illinois native presumed to be dead discovered at Coldplay concert with FBI's most wanted, Dean Winchester (Also presumed to be dead), more on this at 11-

[cosmokrill]

Parker Lee Braddigan

[maxxifer]

So wild to go back and rewatch canon scenes of teen wolf bc what do you mean it doesn’t even end with the dramatic yet very whimsical teen wolf movie that I rewrote in my head????

[beardedmrbean]