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anxious | she/her | 26

[thelittlebirdandthemeandog]

commission based on this and done by sscindyss_art and here my other commissions.

"I could keep you safe," he rasped. "They're all afraid of me. No one would hurt you again, or I'd kill them." (A Clash of Kings - Sansa VII)

[max-worm]

oblivious neil/jealous andrew but it's not just andrew who gets jealous. all the foxes see some guy flirting with neil, and every single one of them immediately starts to intervene because hey wtf you can't do that! that's neil! neil is andrew's! this cannot happen it is preposterous get away from him!!???

[lostparadiseluci]

Niko: V! Guess who's here? 🤭

V: My date? 😯

Niko: Your boyfriend 😌

V: I don't have a boyfriend. Call the police 🤨

Yulian: Your future boyfriend 😌✨

V: I'll call the police 😒

[murasaki-cha]

THIS MAN CANNOT WIN ONCE, AND I JUST KNOW THIS IS LEVI'S KARMA FOR THE SHIT HE PUT JONATHAN THROUGH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bongchoonie]

So if Killian was with Glyn

Jeremy was with Cecily

Niko was with Bran

Gareth was with Kayden

And Vaughn was with Yulian

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*cricket noises* who was HUNTING THE STUDENTS AT THE INITIATION?

[dazedinhiseyes22]

Nikolai: trying to impress Brandon

Yulian: Jumps off a cliff to impress Vaughn

Nikolai: "Why didn't I think of that?"

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[kolimolie]

raven backliner nathaniel wesninski who is equally as obsessed over andrew doe as kevin is but for different reasons.

nathaniel wesninski who saw an article about the car crash andrew’s mother died in and somehow knew immediately, he just knew. andrew had done what he himself dreamed for years - kill his own parent.

nathaniel wesninski who collects every piece of information he can find about andrew: exy stats, before and during juvie, high school, foster families. he convinced kevin to ask riko for full background check on andrew. he keeps it all in notebook binder, car crash article on the first page.

nathaniel wesninski who idolises andrew: an exy player around his age who got rid of his parent - he starts to believe he can do it too. he starts to think of andrew as some kind of messiah. even though they've never met.

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Very very dumb SVSSS AU/fic prompt, i've seen the AU's where LBH finds out about demonic culture/courtship and re contextualizes the abyss push as courting...what about in PIDW.

Bingge ranting about his scum Shizun to demons and them all like 'yeah sounds like standard demonic teaching' Bingge blue screening while demons are all like 'He focused all this on you, wow you must be prized pupil'

Bingge trying to argue that he didn't know he was a demon but remembering on abyss SQQ saying something like 'I always knew you were a beast' and like he always knew I was a demon...

Bingge thinks he has connected all the dots.

There are no dots.

SQQ being captured and ready for torture but the beast is smiling and what the fuck is happening?? Why is he smiling whenever i'm mean to him? Why is he talking about marriage?

Bingge: I have connected all the dots

*narrator voice* we repeat there are NO dots

BONUS

Shen Yuan transmigrates after abyss and is sure he';s getting murdered but Bingge is already planning marriage.

He sees how shizun's acting now and 'YES HE WAS RIGHT SEE THERE WERE DOTS!'

[justafanaticalhuman]

“I thought Peak Lord Shen knew,” Tianlang-Jun said, bemused. “Hasn’t he been behind you this whole time?”

that trend with binghe

[festcarn]

I have no clue on what I'm doing anymore

Anyways I guess you could say that this is a follow up from this post

[thekalpar]

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

[davinki-2000]

#Ser Voyne

[flightlessartist]

The Constant Lady🐝🕯️⚔️

could not get her out of my head after reading The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling!! there’s a titled/book cover mockup of this piece on my ig if you’d like to see that as well :)

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

[may12324]

Eat and touch and suck and lick

[r-inijhinix]

[fangirlingpuggle]

Ended up combining my SY advisor (link) and SY PIDW wife (link) AU's

Where SY is one og Bingge's wives and basically running everything trying to take burden off Bingge. Not that's he's ever noticed. He is full on running the realms while LBH is away. People have to stop themselves slipping up and calling SY emperor/empress.

Bingge doesn't notice and SY is just overlooked constantly he tries not to let it bother him, it's fine he's able to fix for things for Bingge he's busy... it's been years and he hasn't even tried to see him once or notice but it's fine. Really it's fine he's fine.

So what if he's the one running the country, and the one who sits by Bingge's bedside when he does get injured (Only he had to leave for 1 moment to sort out a court issue and in that time Bingge woke up alone and called for one of his other wives to fix the issue because of course he was affected by a papapa plot plant) and so what if when Bingge does walk past him he doesn't even look at him. It's fine, SY is fine...

Only then the Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens. Bingge is laser focused on getting a kind shizun as his empress...

So to clear harem he starts divorcing wives, including SY.

SY just shattered and it's. OK IT'S NOT FINE HE'S UPSET AND PISSED AND FUCK THIS SHIT.

SY leaves and goes back to wherever the wives family is.

... it doesn't take a week for everything to go to shit.

Advisors and nobles and every member of palace staff is freaking out everything's broken.

Bingge is pulled out of his Shziun focus tasks only to find everything almost on fire and what is happening? why isn't this stuff done? wait he's meant to do this? He's never done this? He doesn't know how to do this?

Cue him having to run realms and figure out how this has just broken whose been doing this before? How much of his job have they been doing? What do you mean it was a wife?

He goes to find wife and finds very upset and unhappy SY who is not coming back and refuses a proposal. Bingge having to woo him and slowly realizing he did have a kind Shziun.

He was married to his kind Shziun.

He divorced his kind Shziun.

There is a lot of grovelling after that.