May

Quotev exile

[maybiirds]

Intro post wow

hey guys

im may, im 20 and I use she/they pronouns. I'm a college student attempting to navigate life with multiple chronic illnesses.

I love poetry and shakespeare, but also the band ghost and rock music. I love science, and am currently attending college with a major in biology, with the hopes to be a genetic counselor. i love playing music, i play fiddle and violin music, i play guitar, viola, ukulele and piano. idk what else to put here so

some of my interests include epic the musical, hermitcraft, minecraft, the life series, the legend of zelda and a lot of things that i can't think of at the moment

I was user biirds on quotev if you are from there

[mooch-the-goblin]

You cannot kill me

in a way that matters

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@animeshogun8 has stolen this artwork and is claiming it's their own and selling it without my permission/possibly pretending to sell it to get you to click a spam link. Please help me by reporting the post as impersonation/spam. Update: looks like the account was taken down. Thanks everyone!!

I'll have to slap a watermark on this when I'm able. Sorry we can't have nice things because people think it's okay to profit off someone else's work. Thought Tumblr was better than that.

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[bogleech]

hey did you know how big an albatross was because I

VERY

fucking

did not

[ayellowbirds]

i’m so glad people are learning this.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I… I knew in numerical values how big they were, but I’ve never seen them next to humans before

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A LORGE BIRB

[witchyrem-ains]

I thought albatross was another word for “seagull” not for “terror of the fucking sky”

[zoreta]

The reason albatross are so huge is because they need huge wings for their unique lifestyle.

Albatross can go months, if not over a year without seeing land. There is a pocket of air trapped between wave fronts and they just ride ontop of it. To make that work, they need huge wings. If the winds die they rest on the surface, and wait for the winds to return; the huge wings mean it’s not worth it to fly any other way. When they need to eat they pluck fish and squid from the surface, and sometimes dive. Nobody is entirely sure if they sleep on the wing, and if so, how.

The large wings also mean that taking off and landing are the hardest parts of flying for an albatross. Generally they avoid it, but for nesting and resting, it’s unavoidable.

Albatross have complex mating dances, and selecting a mate can take years; as they narrow down partners they create their own dancing language that they invent themselves. Once half of a pair has died, that dance is lost. These couples do not travel together once their chick has grown (and it is always a single chick at a time). Instead they will separate to travel the world, not seeing each other again until it is time to return to the island they themselves hatched from, as have hundreds of generations before them. Wanderers, who always find their way home.

[yadayadayading]

I was so not emotionally prepared for reading this thanks

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

“Al- Albatross?! It’s a jumbo!”

[gone-to-dogdna-deactivated20260]

Want to add two of my favorites that show size!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x) 

They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste

[autisticexpression]

I also love that "Floridaman" is one word.

[fittingoutjane]

I also love that the news understands the word to the point that they’re being deliberately ironic and using it in positive stories.

[hatersmad]

thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

[hatersmad]

ohhhh my god

[faithful-grigori]

”#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvin’s dad to the degree of not even showing Calvin’s excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dad’s expression, #it’s a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it it’s the hat covering his dad’s head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you don’t HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that once”

[starsshinedarkly77]

you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

[anneliis18]

wait- this was supposed to be silly, why does it actually work

[amygdala-offical-abandoned]

My dream is for someone to one day voice over one of my posts on YouTube shorts with Minecraft parkour in the background that everyone uses the same footage of

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived loudly, to the dead horses you beat to death, to the shit that makes you scream

[risibledeer]

think of me when you see lilypads <3

[cocoabats]

some nice life magic just before the finale :}

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[releasing-my-insanity]

Happy 11th anniversary of this toucan discovering a traffic cam.

[Image description: Four gifs of traffic camera images dated 25/12/2013. A toucan pops up and bobs its head forward and backward and opens and closes its beak as though it is talking or laughing. End image description.]

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[fallingtowers]

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

[fallingtowers]

reblog to make your followers unclench their jaws and be painfully aware of the fact that they’re actively unclenching thier jaws

[fallingtowers]

please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw

[rinzxii]

Pink Parrots!