I’D PROBABLY SCARE ALL THE ANGELS AWAY!

🔭 i’m a man [he/it] 🔭 chronic meower 🔭 the silliest in the world 🔭 twenty-two

[mayflywrites]

[veryinnovative]

barty comes up with the dumbest nicknames for regulus and at some point he briefly settles on 'dimples' which makes regulus bristle because he doesn't even have dimples on his cheeks, not knowing that barty is referring to the dimples in his back (which he caught a quick glance of when regulus was bent over in the car looking in the glove box for something, shirt rucked up and joggers low) and this 5-second memory has helped barty wring out a solid 16 orgasms in the past week

[mayflywrites]

if i said evan is canadian and he speaks french and him and regulus always get into arguments about the correct pronunciations..

[erotically-self-absorbed]

 Cara Thayer and Louie Van Patten - “Confrontational Paintings of Intimacy”

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

regulus who is convinced barty doesn't like him back bc he's straight

and pandora, who wonders if regulus has ever seen an actual straight person ever

[mayflywrites]

sorry for being inactive i was fucking my fav mutual

[mayflywrites]

we are so back you guys

[crimsonlovebartylus]

new fan art dropped.

your welcome 💁🏻‍♀️

[mayflywrites]

u don’t have loser music taste u actually have amazing taste. impeccable even.

i’m actually kissing u rn btw.. stawp..

[wtttttfffff]

url song game

i was tagged by @firesmokeandashes, thanks for the tag!

so the rules of the game are to write one song for every letter in your url, and then tag as many people as there are letters in your url. okay? okay.

a - a young understanding, sundara karma

d - disaster, conan gray

o - out of my league, fitz and the tantrums

u - undercover martyn, two door cinema club

b - black fins, ricky montgomery

l - look after you, the fray

e - electric love, BØRNS

n - nerve, destroy boys

e - evil, melanie martinez

l - looking out for you, joy again

i - i kissed a girl, katy perry

e - eraser, ricky montgomery

s - stuck on you, new politics

e - eleanor rigby, the beatles

so im supposed to tag 15 people right now, cause there's 15 digits in my url. but honestly i dont know anyone on here, and almost all of my followers are bots?? so im only gonna tag a few ppl. sue me 🤷‍♀️

@kristinazhuk @vicaridoo @kahtherinee @bitchlessbychoice @heartintherye @dumb1ebee @greyladyblue @bkdkisdoingwhat @cremateyourlife

[citrustoast]

tysm for the tag!! (had to remove the reblogs to save space but i was tagged by @flamingears) These are all from somewhere in one of my top tracks lists (mostly from last 4 weeks but some from all time)

c - Cabinet Man (Lemon Demon)

i - I / Me / Myself (Will Wood)

t - The First Step (Will Wood and the Tapeworms)

r - Romance is Boring (Los Campensinos!)

u - Um, It's Kind of a Lot (Will Wood)

s - Should've Been Me (Mitski)

t - To The End (MCR)

o - Oh Bo (Bo Burnham)

a - Army (Ben Folds Five)

s - Summertime (MCR)

t - The Ghost of You (MCR)

tags: @stinkebug @snoopysalsahehe @koffecat @elliots-solution @craneboi @pumpkin--pirate @thankkyouforthevenom @theradiojunkie @outlying-hyppocrate @ur-boy-jules @8coupsstar and anyone else who wants to

[pumpkin--pirate]

Thanks for the tag!!!

p - paranoid ( black Sabbath)

u - under my skin ( jukebox the ghost)

m - my ordinary life ( the living tombstone

p - PERCEPTION CHECK (tom cardy)

k - kiss me son of god ( they might be giants)

i - I/me /myself ( will wood)

n - necromancing dancing ( bear ghost )

p - pretty Lavinia ( American murder song)

i - i hope that i don't fall in love with you ( tom waits)

r - rises the moon - (liana flores)

a - a little priest ( Imelda Staunton and Michael ball)

t - Terry's taxidermy ( teddy Hyde)

e - Evelyn Evelyn (Evelyn Evelyn)

@strange-creature-with-a-hat @potatoesaaa @jazpers-vampyr-kronikkerz @hannahjack @jumbleddufus @corey-ross @slightlydeceased @thermodynamic-angel @john-tumblerer @yourfavoritemonsterfucker @faggy-boy @elliots-solution

[endlesstimehereandnow]

thanks for tagging me!

c - class of 2013 (mitski)

o - out of my depth (yannick-robin mirko)

r - really cool wig (lemon demon)

e - england made me (black box recorder)

y - you know what they do to guys like us in prison (mcr)

r - ready set, not yet (beetlejuice)

o - october passed me by (girl in red)

s - suburbia overture (will wood)

s - skeleton appreciation day (will wood and the tapeworms)

no pressure tags: @sunnyscience @finleyforevermore @loveliketheocean @pennys-comet @that-f-cked-up-bitch @vincentaureliuslin @prestonmonterey @n3rv0uss7st3m @thedebtcollector

[eyeofluce]

p - perfect at school (adamandi)

r - rush of blood to the head (the art of pleasing princes)

e - eyes on the prize i (spies are forever)

s - song to go insane to (elliotly)

t - the main character (will wood)

o - once again (rockabye)

n - not your seed (the guy who didnt like musicals)

m - monsters and men (black friday)

o - old friend (the art of pleasing princes)

n - nerdy prudes must die (nerdy prudes must die)

t - the coldest goodbye (spies are forever)

e - echoes (bug hunter)

r - rotting (rockabye)

e - elysium after death (elliotly)

y - yes to err is human so dont be one (will wood)

no pressure tags: @sifs-rowan-tree @ringed-mars @zeros-dumpsterfire @moldy-tartar-sauce @throatofdelusion12 @ambrosebassford @tatsumisheep3 @southernambrosebassford @1978-combo-organ @msreporter @maedaze @underablanketofstars @cobwebears @drew-dopamine @halfavampvancey

[sstar-struck]

ty

i have a very long one guys

u- uptown girl (billy joel)

n- never (mag.lo and o super)

d- dumb dumb (mazie)

e- every little thing (cybergirlfriend)

r- rät (penelope scott)

a- avenues (drive45)

b- black crow (girls rituals)

l- LEMONS (brye and cavetown)

a- angel (metaroom)

n- no wind resistance! (kinneret)

k- kerosene (crystal castles)

e- every day (bo en)

t- treehouse (alex g and emily yacina)

o- oblivion (grimes)

f- flowers (in love with a ghost and moxi)

s- silhouette (pastel ghost)

t- tek it (cafuné)

a- after dark (mr.kitty)

r- rain (motty)

s- suicide yr (framed)

npt @thatfancygirlinblack @catinasink @lordcatwich @urlocalsadkid-l @autism-criminal @be-gentle-with-littluns @cha0s-critter @enbydykeism @ali-da-demon @chaotic-beannn @casperhateslife @svnflowermoon @maxcatz @reptiles-of-the-mind @sweetzscore @loaf-of-soup @aspenii @gaykneecaps @that-multi-fandom-hijabi @idonoiyo

[always-reading]

a- abstract (psychopomp) by hozier

l- line without a hook by Ricky Montgomery

w- winner by Conan gray

a- antidote by Chloe ament

y- you’re gonna go far by Noah kahan

s-snow by Ricky Montgomery

r- reckless driving by Lizzie mcalpine

e- ESOEMOEHOED by Leanna firestone

a-apocalypse by cigarettes after sex

d- do I wanna know by Artic monkeys

i-I killed Peter Pan by Jessie paege

n-not another rockstar by Maisie peters

g-green flash sunset by Noah floersch

I challenged myself to not do any Taylor songs lmaooo and I highly recommend all these songs

@veo-laldez @evan-at-deaths-doorstep

@thedvilsinthedetails @island-of-stars

@starmanlupinn @swiftiereg @deadhoneybee

@deetealeaf @discoveredreality @justsomeinsanehuman @not-rab

@mischeifmaneged @mischeifmaneged

@my-castles-crumbling

[discoveredreality]

omg thank youuuu

d: deja vu - olivia rodrigo

i: is it over now - taylor swift

s: sweater weather - the neighbourhood

c: champagne problems - taylor swift

o: october passed me by - girl in red

v: vampire - olivia rodrigo

e: enchanted - taylor swift

r: radio - lana del ray

e: enchanted - taylor swift

d: dandelions - ruth b.

r: red - taylor swift

e: enough for you - olivia rodrigo

a: astronomy - conan gray

l: let me down slowly - alec benjamin

i: illicit affairs - taylor swift

t: the cut that always bleeds - conan gray

y: yes, and? - ariana grande

omg that's a lot of songs

ok npt: @her-midas-touch @runwiththerain @fuckthisshittillidie @nickbutnodick @chaotic-beannn @deetealeaf @megmcmeg @runawaythunderstorm @moonysversion @moonysfavoritetoast @moon-0f-saturn @justafanbutcurious @tastetherainbow290 @o-kye @catinasink @veo-laldez @lord-hunkyhair @ninaisnotgerman @island-of-stars @whysosiriushuh @good-oldfashioned-lover @good-oldfashioned-lover-girl @daydream-of-a-wallflower @always-reading @aidanbutampersand @pearlynia @cazzythefrogking @otakufimi @artemisiamezzanotte @chaserofstars11 @jialoves @icanttalkimhavingacrisis @vintagetee13 @techiekittie @1284646imjusthere @hisshiss-bitch

that's a lot. so many new moots. pls lmk if u don't want to be tagged lol

[chaserofstars11]

thx for the tag <333 (i think someone else might've too, not sure)

c-colorado (renee rapp)

h-heather (conan gray)

a-all ba ouff (omar rudberg)

s- sparks (coldplay)

e-everything to everyone (renee rapp)

r-rose coloured boy( paramore)

o- out of the woods (taylor swift)

f-footnote (conan gray)

s-so it goes (taylor swift)

t- the scientist (coldplay)

a-american idiot (green day)

r-radio (lana del ray)

s-still into you (paramore)

1-18 (anarbor)

1-the 1 (it counts, taylor swift)

sry if you've alr been tagged/done it:

@binvibin @mysticalthingphantom @the-lionsheart @prongsieeee

wait i checked i think most of my moots alr did it so...

[binvibin-deactivated20250414]

omg thanks for the tag!

b- bonded by blood (exodus)

i- i am all i got (the dead brothers)

n- nobody wants me (robert lester folsom)

v- deja vu (crosby, stills, nash & young)

i- it aint over till its over (lenny kravitz)

b- breathless (the corrs)

i- i’m amazed (art lown)

n- nothing special (local h)

@carrotsinnovember @causereyna @hxlda-hxlda @moonage-daydreamy @muchmoreclever

[causereyna-artie]

tysm for the tag!

c - curl up and die (matt maltese)

a - another brick in the wall pt.2 (pink floyd)

u - under pressure (david bowie, queen)

s - stress relief (late night drive home)

e - everyday is the best day of my life (rio romeo)

r - recently, (liana flores)

e - eventually ( tame impala)

y - yellow submarine (beatles)

n - not allowed (tv girl)

a - agape (nicholas brittel)

@bellaxisworld @addsalwayssick @cailynwrites @um--gay @214lilacsky @maeve-occasionally-reads @siriustar8 @mysticalthingphantom @idk-what-to-put-here-123

and anyone else!

[mae-occasionally-reads]

thanks for the tag <3

i’ve got a lot of characters so this is gonna take a while

m - mad woman (taylor swift)

a - adore you (harry styles)

e - evermore (taylor swift)

v - vienna (billy joel)

e - ever since new york (harry styles)

o - opposite (sabrina carpenter)

c - chicago (louis tomlinson )

c - come on eileen (dexys midnight runners)

a - afterglow (taylor swift)

s - science (niall horan)

i - i can see you tv ftv (taylor swift)

o - one day (love joy)

n - new romantics (taylor swift)

a - all too well (taylor swift)

l - lights up (harry styles)

l - lucky again (louis tomlinson)

y - you’re not sorry (taylor swift)

r - r u mine (arctic monkeys)

e - epiphany (taylor swift)

a - already over (sabrina carpenter)

d - diana (one direction)

s - save my life (niall horan)

okay so i’m tagging @thatrandommatildafan @venusplanetoflove2 @heartsforlily @liivsstuff @neoflames @tistheblackraven @lilithisrunningwithscissors @lonlylook @jenlupinlovesdavidtennant @214lilacsky @cowboylikericky

[cheeksrsoflushed]

fuck.

C - cowboy like me (taylor swift)

O - old yellow bricks (arctic monkeys)

W - winter winds (mumford and sons)

B - babydoll (dominic fike)

O - oh my gosh (basement jaxx)

Y - you are in love (taylor swift)

L - little freak (harry styles)

I - i aint quite where i think i am (arctic monkeys)

K - kiwi (harry styles)

E - exile (taylor swift)

R- red light indicates doors are secured (arctic monkeys)

I- istanbul [not constantinople] (they might be giants)

C- cool about it (boygenuis)

K- killing me (conan gray)

Y- you've got the love (florence and the machine)

some mutuals !!: @twentyfourthstreet @babygirlinmywayoutoflife @willtheartist @foursaints @veo-laldez @perfect-snaccccccc @drunktayloratthevmas @melancholicwizard @mayflywrites @whosgurnaaz

[mayflywrites]

RICKY. PLEASE.

M - my iron lung (radiohead)

A - a pearl (mitski)

Y - yesterday (the beatles)

F - femme fatale (the velvet underground)

L - lilac wine (jeff buckley)

Y - your song (elton john)

W - white lady white powder (elton john)

R - rose parade (elliott smith)

I - i am a familiar creak in your floorboards (crywank)

T - the exit (conan gray)

E - epiphany (taylor swift)

S - suffragette city (david bowie)

@pupmotif @crimsonlovebartylus @easternlonging @deathbykiva @grimsneverendingfuneral @crymcake @managingmischeif @dolcevitaaa26 (idk who else to tag so.. pretend❤️)

[resident-gay-bitch]

Sirius Black is 6’2 no arguments goodnight

[aoarcturus]

Miss Lily Evans the ICON :))

(also omg look at me finally posting again!!!)

[mayflywrites]

“and you’d say you love me and look in my eyes but i know through mine you were looking in yours.”

[mayflywrites]

“do you still feel the pain of the scars that won’t heal?”

[mayflywrites]

ngl i forgot this app even existed i switched phones and my notifs were off 😭

[mayflywrites]

“your favourite song line hurts. i didn’t understand it at first, but an empty seat on your drive home reminds me of how often you are alone.”

[pjxckson]

happy (early) birthday to my dear darling @spindrifters from sirius’ crotch and i :)