*Something Clever*

20s | retro pop sideblog: a-hasoweredepeched | ⚾️ sideblog: vulpesvolpe

[fuck-customers]

[gloriousclio]

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

[jarenka]

There are some gems in YouTube comments

[incisedwound]

[literallymechanical]

NJ Transit tickets for FIFA World Cup games will cost $150, with 40k per match up for grabs

NJ Transit and the NYNJ Host Committee announced their plan for transportation and parking ahead of the FIFA World Cup games at MetLife Stad

I admire Governor Sherrill for her measured restraint in only charging $150 for special reserved train tickets to the world cup (the price for regular commuters is $12). People are already paying like a thousand dollars for game tickets, personally I would have started at 500 bucks for the train and added another 100 every time FIFA had the audacity to complain.

And like,

lmaooooo get fucked

[literallymechanical]

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[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[huariqueje]

Cherries - Kaj Bernstone

Swedish , b. 1946 -

Watercolour

[dogpuppy]

[catchymemes]

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[raylangivins]

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[pomaril]

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!

[saucefunk]

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

[djbodyhorror]

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle