Emily Has A Blog

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[roboco-san]

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

[roboco-san]

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

[roboco-san]

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

[sugarkat]

we are all poltergeists in meat suits

[roboco-san]

what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you

[guardians-of-the-food]

Shrimp Fried Rice

Recipe: https://30minutesmeals.com/shrimp-fried-rice-recipe/

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[ambris]

This can’t be topped

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”

[sanesparza]

Capy is back ❤️

[animusrox]

The Evolution of Live-Action Batman on Film

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[canadachronicles]

Hope everyone had a very Happy Bianca Andreescu Day!!!

[systlin]

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY. 

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests. 

[jungwildeandfree]

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

[catchymemes]

[fortheloveofhorror]

night of the living dead (1968)

[grammerqueen-deactivated2018032]

[svlyan]

congrats

[txbeergoddess]

He should call a doctor

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

Seek immediate help from your entopaleontologist if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 million years.

[txbeergoddess]

Hahaha

[cossackia]

THIS BOY GOTTA

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

Photo from the Uruk excavation in 1929/30 - Discovery of the statuette of a ‘high priest’ in a vessel. 3000-2000 BC [1200x850]

SWITCH TO FIREFOX AND ADD UBLOCK ORIGIN

[jakemorph]

ancient sumerian gacha opening

[owlickz]

#‘ah fuck yeah i got a high priest’

[dancefloors]

I'm writing paragraphs but like.. in my mind

[dancefloors]

oh it's called thinking.

[pokeopa-deactivated20120825]

[catchymemes]

[stanford-pines]

this is the darkest timeline

[babbeesooboss]