floral-reef

She/her | Disaster | Hello ladies

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[hotvampireadjacent]

If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[basi1isks]

[ragefulwoman]

this is the kind of log you find in a video game where each progressive log you pick up throughout the area gradually becomes more incoherent and deranged before you face them as a boss gone mad with eldritch knowledge

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[das-a-kirby-blog]

me about to type something in the chat but then I see the other person typing as well

[ombiblombi]

but you both end up erasing what you were going to say to let the other type

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

[dadgirlwalking]

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

me and you

[jennamoran]

cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

[sandsvendor100]

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[gorps]

[casawio]

started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously

[villainn-era-deactivated2023082]

Me n the mutuals

[outw4rd]

they should bring back the cane that swoops people off stage. this would be positive for society

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[damazcuz]

Sometimes you're gonna see a really stupid post and you're gonna have to keep your mouth shut online but you can always say "Shut the fuck up dumb fuck" out loud, they can't hear you when you do that.

[kaelio]

I have a little plastic cap gun revolver next to my computer and when I see a really bad post I take it out and I shoot the post

[damazcuz]

[isawken]

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true