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So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:
I love rebloging. Itâs the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.
A sleeping PokĂŠmon.
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives
Heâs so large!!! Hereâs an NYT article about him
Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternativelyâ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrongâ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
victims of the chupacabra:
Doudou gets in trouble for saying âAWAWAâ
This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media
they ran out of silksong on steam
jm not joking. they ran out of silksong
THEY RAN OUT BAD
*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
does it look like this
I can behave normally around books
I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations
The legend of King Arthur predates thinking
that would explain some of the actions of the court
I was about to reblog this to say "yeah, if thinking had been invented Arthur would have behaved much differently" but apparently someone got there already.
Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the âaiâ google is forcing into docs to âscan for grammar errorsâ has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like âweâre sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lostâ and it was only the horny stuff so uh
Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Donât lose your horny to a robot, thatâs Docâs job, not DocsââŚ
hello horny writers of tumblr this is your shine to try out ellipsus instead of google docs. it's completely free and the team behind it have a very strong stance against the use of AI in creative spaces. I haven't been using it long but it works beautifully.
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Funniest detail in the new Deltarune chapters is that if you try to play Megalovania on one of the pianos Toby Fox's sona runs you over with a Little Tikes car and when you wake up you can't play it anymore
