Mayonnaise Ensemble

A botanist with a penchant for metal. If you like the dankest of memes pop that button

[trapcard]

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

[joshpeck]

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

[freckled-shards]

op how dare you

[senpatriarch]

OP what the fuck

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Wow way to be a fucking walnut op.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

This is cancer

[slimeandspice]

i’m crying look

[saltycrispy]

This isn’t a real animal

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

I didn't know cotton balls were living.

[kreuzaderny]

[cosmoscenti]

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

One waffle to rule them all.

[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

[nonimaginaryfriend]

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

[themc4s]

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

[zeebardbaird]

Im sobbing.

[mommakankri]

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

[plintoon-reblogs]

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

[mommakankri]

DEAD

[oldfrax]

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

[deviantart]

Forever reblog. ❤️

[gothiccharmschool]

Why yes, I will always reblog the happy endings people have given to this illustration. BECAUSE THAT DELIGHTFUL ELDERLY WITCH DESERVES TO BE HAPPY WITH THE FANCY PURPLE HAT.

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

This is beautiful.

[action]

Charlottesville, U.S.A.

Like you, we were sickened by the violence perpetrated by white supremacists against their fellow Americans this weekend, and alarmed by the rising tide of intolerance in the wake of last year’s election.

If you’re feeling helpless, we understand. These are scary times. But there’s plenty you can do to push back against this evil, and to support those who are threatened by it.

The Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights will be organizing responses to these white supremacist demonstrations. You can be a part of that response.

Of course, there’s the larger issue of criminal justice reform in a system tilted against people of color. The NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund is leading the charge there.

And then there’s the even larger issue of empowering the next generation of people of color. The My Brother’s Keeper Alliance and Black Girls Code are doing excellent work, and you can help support it.  

Finally, there’s the humble social networking platform you’re using right now. Vital conversations about race and social justice are happening across Tumblr. They need your voice—and they need you to boost the voices of those who might not be heard. You have the power of the reblog. Use it.  

Love you, Tumblr. Stay strong and stay safe.

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Nowadays if there is any reason for the courts to be tilted against the people of colour as you so claim, they've brought it on themselves with their own self destruction through drugs and violence. They are to blame for their own problems. This is no longer about the civil war or racism of that matter. It has everything to do with their lack of education and involvement in drugs

[gothicprep]

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

[huelebicho-deactivated20210101]

Let her continue

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

This is beautiful

[browsedankmemes]

You can do anything. via /r/wholesomememes http://ift.tt/2pq47YA

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Wtf was this show

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

[meme-fire]

AHhHH THE BANNED OUR RIVAL HIGH SCHOOL FROM HAVING PROM AT THE ZOO BECAUSE THEY SNUCK IN TO TAKE PICTURES WITH THE PENGUINS AND ONE ATE A BOTTLECAP OR SOMETHING AND DIED.

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

From the start i read this as our school went on a trip IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP

[jess-woods-deactivated20160802]

[horrorpunk]

Like for Chair Covers 

Reblog for Important Ghost Meeting

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Had to reblog

[aureat]

you know that feeling when you’re out in nature at 5 or 6am and everything’s still quiet and the air still smells like night time and it’s fresh so you shiver a bit but then slowly the first rays of sun peak over the edge of the earth and everything is bathed in foggy, golden light and you just stand there watching the earth awaken.. if that’s not soothing idk what is

[meme-fire]

Being inside.

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

This is a beautiful description of something I love. Thank you.

[whiskey-gunpowder]

[unmooredonasundayevening]

conservatives get offended by the weirdest shit

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

imagine masculinity so fragile that you can’t even touch your own face

[brachial-saur-blog]

If you touch a man’s face it’s Gay. Even your own face. Gay face-touching has infected the youth of America.

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Literally i am probably one of the more conservative users on this site and i do that face touching doodaa thing all the fucking time. Most of the time im cool with my colleagues (the right wing) but then theres times like these where i cringe. Oh, do i cringe.

[sweetskeleton]

just hear those sleigh bells

hurgling

[costumersupportdept]

rurg turg turgaling too 

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Cmon its lervly werther fer a pride parade togerter wit you

[kyrianne]

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

[ememememm]

I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

[kyrianne]

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

[hot4triangle]

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

That or he has been chased for crimes of an unknown nature. It range from anything such as murder to grand larceny. Something tells me this is much bigger than tax evasion. Much bugger indeed.

[splattox]

By the way, a cautionary tale

If you find a bunch of bones that are A: untouched and B: supernaturally clean, there is definitely a reason for both of those things. Sometimes that reason is ants. Sometimes those ants are fire ants. Sometimes those fire ants have made a nest over the entire three meter area around those bones

[nonbinary-entomologist]

Sounds like someone had an adventure with fire ants

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Would it be too much to ask for necrobiologist to elaborate on this interesting tale of fire ants?

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

More dank

[thecinematicrealm]

you: stranger things season 2 me, an intellectual: strangerer things

[deathbycoldopen]

Stranger Things 2 Stranger 2 Things Stranger Things: Upside Down Drift Stranger & Things Strange Five Stranger & Things Six THINGS 7

[mayonnaise-ensemble-blog]

Stranger stuff and thangs