I need more Mayor Damien

Damien is the softest bean fight me

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Had a dream last night that someone made a Netflix documentary about Markiplier's life and it revealed he had a son recently but the son was just him now but like 3' 5

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Upcoming Amy appreciation post

Can I just say I'm so glad that Mark has someone there to support his ideas and creations? I mean yeah he has the community but it's important that he has a good support system in his everyday life and I love that Amy does that for him. (I mean not everyone is willing to help out with a channel that your boyfriend and his boyfriend decided to post on everyday before pulling a uno reverse and murdering it)

So thank you Amy, for helping take Mark to the moon (or space in this case). It's literally all this community could ever ask for.

Or long story short Amy supremacy 😊

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Current mood after watching ISWM (I'm just kidding it was amazing thank you mark love yoooou)

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I'd high-key love to see sort of an adventure with Dark in the upcoming "Heist 2", kinda like what we got in ADWM but like Dark trying to explain his side of things maybe???? Idk I'm dumb and thirsty for more Dark content.

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I bought a skeleton to keep me company when I drive alone and I've been looking for a name for him for a while. So, in honor of the channel ending...

SAY HELLO TO

🌸 Unus Mortem Annus 🌸

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You taught us to cherish life and everything in it because you'll never know when it'll end.

You taught us to enjoy every moment. To laugh and love, despite the ticking clock.

You taught us that it's okay to fear the ticking as long as the sound doesn't stop you from living.

You taught us that death is not the opposite of life, but a part of it.

You taught us that no matter what life throws at you, make it work as best you can.

You've taught us so much over the past year and even though the channel is not forever, these lessons are.

Thank you for these lessons.

Thank you for devoting a year of your ticking clock to teach us.

Thank you for everything.

Memento Mori but also Memento Vivere

Unus Annus

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*Me and my aunt talking about AHWM*

My aunt: @markiplier sure is a talented little guy, aint he?

Me: L i T t L e

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[markiplier]

Lol FYI I just said that “who’s the real darkiplier?” thing at the end cuz I knew it’d fuck with y’all.

With Love ❤️

Asshole Mark

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Dark/Damien: *smashes a vase of flowers over Actor!Mark's head*

DA: *walks by*

Dark/Damien: *rushes to pick up the scattered flowers and chases after DA*

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So wait,

Is the Mark we all know and love actually Actor!Mark in Damien's body? Cause that's just a big nope. Please stop torturing us.

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BE BRAVE AND SUB TO PEWDIEPIE

https://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie

WAKE UP

WAKE YA GRAMMY UP

WAKE YA GRANDPA UP

WAKE THE WORLD UP.

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Abe: At least I’m safe inside my mind….

Wilford, in his mind: At least I’m safe inside my mind….

Both of  them: *SCREAMS*

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Uhh...

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Hi, can you stop being so adorable? Thanks

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Sally Face

*takes deep breath* Jack, what's going on with your Sally Face Series? Cause that's the good shit, I forgot I was waiting for. Nobody does the character voices like you, and Chapter 3 has been out for a while.