I eat death threats for breakfast

lol

[glitterweave]

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

why they keep doing her like this

[scandiumsky]

I wonder if she’s ever seen these videos

[minecraft]

Coated this post in copper, eventually it’ll start oxidizing.

[mazenumber69]

[hanayanaa]

so i had a dream..........

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tweet from me @hanayanaa: had a dream i drew a really dumb picture of big man and it went viral... unfortunately i don't remember what it was I THINK IT WAS BIG MAN WITH GIANT TIDDIES?????

drawing of big man with giant tiddies: AYAY!! (BOSS I'VE BECOME THE BIG BOOTY LATINA!)

tweet in corner from @/nyasputinya_en: well... that might go viral. sell your soul for fame :3c

drawing 2 of all the agents + frye and shiver:

marie: *sigh* your chest size has nothing to do with your butt...

callie: YEAAAAH YOU GO BIG MAN!!!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!

shiver: is... is he allowed to say that word? (or she... they?)

frye: HOLY SHI--- SCALLOP, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BIG MAN....

al (capt): this

sunny (neo): **FUCK** YEAH ! BE YOUR TRUE SELF BIG GUY!!

lil buddy: glrlrlrhbrrbbbblrgghrrrghbhlhhlllhbhbbh

[missouriangothic-old]

[mazenumber69]

Shit yourself.

[gooweep]

The funniest thing to ever happen to me

[mazenumber69]

SQUIST IS REAL HE EXISTS

[gazehoundz]

my dear friends. my beloved followers and mutuals alike. this is a mandatory assessment. report back with your scores

were you paying attention in 3rth grade eglish class

[gazehoundz]

nobody wants to reblog with their scores. come on. be brave. its ok to fail sometimes

[mazenumber69]

who the fuck has been answering 'bgas' to this

[gg-is-a-loser]

hey uh WHY did i just see callie x marie art

[mazenumber69]

this is genuinely another layer of sad imo

[mazenumber69]

selfies, a teen's best friend

[karrius-deactivated20220725]

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

[watchthelightfade]

[gayfarm-archive]

[party-wok]

[purepopfornowpeople]

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

[starstuf]

[regicide1997]

This post just got extremely funny

[regicide1997]

I want to clarify:

The original post: Funny on its own.

This post seeing a resurgence due to a copycat post made in response to the iOS kerfuffle: Very funny.

John Madden dying within days of said resurgence: A bit morbid, but hilarious in simply the coincidence of it.

Senator Harry Reid dying within hours of Coach Madden’s death: Absolutely hilarious.

Still waiting on the queen of england.

[mazenumber69]

do i have newwwws for you bud

[mazenumber69]

Marlin mason

u're mum ahahahahahaahahbahaahahahahahaha

[gg-is-a-loser]

HUGE shoutout to these two

[maverickflare]

[mazenumber69]

Guys I think he has been captured by fossil fuel interests

[only-tiktoks]

[nu11ifi3d]

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN FOR THIS

[fakeosphere]

a tutorial on rescuing someone from an uncomfortable or dangerous situation

[female-malice]

Damn. She did everything right. Yes, this is dangerous. But even a violent man is still human and can be outplayed. Predators rely on a pattern or routine. Disrupt the routine, and the predator freezes up. Once you disrupt them, don't give them time to develop a response. Be bold. Be decisive. Talk loud. Act fast.

[foxes-and-moths]

How should I approach this as a man? I wouldn’t want to make her more uncomfortable but I also wouldn’t be able to physically intimidate anyone because I’m short and un-athletic.

[post-it-free]

Talking to the woman is going to be hit or miss, just because she won't know if you are an "out if the frying pan, into the fire" situation. BUT, you could still go with "thanks for waiting, you ready to go? Oh, who's this?" And if she walks with you, you can say that she looked uncomfortable. I had a guy once ask if I could help with his phone to get me away from a conversation. OR: talk to the dude. "Hey man, can you give me directions to this place? Don't I know you from somewhere?" Etc. Then she has time to escape. There are no set in stone answers, even if you don't handle it perfect, if she gets out of the situation safely, count it as a win

[foxes-and-moths]

Thank you for the response!!

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

Talking to the dude works!

One of my colleagues spotted a woman facing slightly away from a man who was talking to her, who was scary close. She looked uncomfortable and made eye contact. He noticed the guy was wearing a Broncos jacket and nonchalantly passed them both by and started the sports speak to the dude, like "aw bro did you see the defense last night? Hell of a time to he a Bronco fan, right?" And stood slightly behind the guy so he had to turn away from the woman. She said a cheeky "I'm not into sports, g'night!" comment and slipped away to the elevator. The dude looked super pissed but just stalked away to his car.

What was he supposed to do, admit to bad intentions?

Sometimes you don't need to be the savior, but a distraction.

[mazenumber69]

omfg we love to see it! i'll save this for later :D

[yourfavisamilf]

The mom from the "mother I have joined the internet" comic

I have absolutely no clue what this means

[alecto-class-nhp-nue]

[hootenanie]

kind of a milf. reblog

[gumi-megpoidd]

Kind of a milf. Reblog

[shroomlingz]

Kind of a milf. Reblog

[yourfavisamilf]

This is how y’all look rn

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you wouldn't get it

[mazenumber69]

resident poof here, and yes she is a milf. Some women transcend sexuality

[mazenumber69]

rant no.4732093485203946

Right Do you know what pisses me off to no end? The fact that people say 'high-functioning and low-functioning labels really just mean how exploitable you are under capitalism' Like what? Shut your sweaty gob. I did not get involved in a conversation about my asperger's only for you to then bring up politics. Like yeah, I don't like functioning labels either. I just say that they label how **easy you are to deal with.**

End of sentence. Since when did this involve politics? You do know people can be exploited under socialism too, right? If the fundamentals of socialism lie on the fact that wealth and goods are distributed evenly, exactly what is being distributed / how it's being marketed can be manipulated behind the scenes.

Speaking from the heart, I'm a centrist. While there is good reason to dislike capitalism, I just fucking hate it when people equate something I was born with with something people decide to be as a collective.

[polystyrenequeen]

neurotypical: you don’t look autistic

me: oh sorry let me just