When a boring conversation goes on and on
*environment not favourable*
*switching to standby mode*
Person: āAre you even listening to me?!ā
Me: *autoreply activated* *analyzing context and tone of voice* *autoreply sent* āYeah, of course.ā
Person:Ā āNo youāre not! You probably canāt even tell me what I just said!ā
Me (who designed her system to handle such tedious conversation): *autoreply activated* *retrieving file recentKeywords.txt* *autoreply sent* āYes, I do. You were discussing your last visit to your Tai-Chi group and how the instructor told a funny joke.āĀ
Person looks put out and confused that despite clear lack of interest, you still appear to have been listening.Ā
*analyse response*
*switch from standby mode to hibernation? Y/N*Ā
Y
