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[excima]

@tomfordvelvetorchid

[homo-ousios]

turn the sound on for the love of god

[crazyexedits]

[mclaggen]

someone: oh you're bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?

me: um don't be ignorant that's not how bisexuality works tf

me, internally, without hesitation: girls

[holdingontoyoufordearlife]

I will never not love this montage with every fiber of my being.

[pinkymeowie]

[slverjohn]

my dad on mammia mia 2: i don’t know, i don’t really wanna go see a movie with a bunch of second tier abba songs 

my mom, slamming her hands on the table: there is no such thing as a second tier abba song

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

human brain: having these chips is bad for me. my skin is unhappy, my stomach is unhappy, therefore i shouldn’t eat thi–

lizard brain: SALT FEEL GOOD EAT SALT E̛A̩̮͖̹T̴ ̭͇̯͚S̴̰͚A̻̤̝̙̤͉̩L̜̩̹̝͈̺̀T͇̤̯̫͈̤͠

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[bironism]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn your badge of satanic red wings

[sea-sonal]

Tage yourself, I’m the woman leading a life of bare-back scissoring

[catmeme-moved]

i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing

[catmeme-moved]

the front paws. i love that

[catmeme-moved]

its just very good

[pojkflata]

[pugs]

My summer diet 😋🍦✨

[allsonargent]

[wingkink]

We have this app for a family shopping list that any of us can add to and my dad keeps getting mad because my mum won’t stop adding a kitten to the list every time she updates it

[wingkink]

[wingkink]

[orchidvioletindigo]

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

[princesconsuela]

my two moods

[errorschacha]

[werewolfmali]

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop