Secret Selkie

90% Fandom (Bagginshield and Good Omens) with space and mermaids for flavor. Icon by the incomparable Ruto ♥My Ao3 ♥ ☕ My Ko-fi ☕

[thoughts-of-eel]

Best spot to nap? I need new napping spot ideas

currentley enjoying close to that speckled rock over yonder.

[mcmanatea]

This withered husk has, by and large, maintained its structural integrity for yet another revolution around the nearest star.

[mcmanatea]

2024 update:

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2025 Update:

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2026 Update:

[wretchedly]

"I asked ChatGPT—"

Well I asked GDT (Guillermo del Toro) and he said some of the most casually unhinged shit I've ever heard. it was beautiful and it fixed me.

[nando161mando]

[thence-we-came-forth]

My first gift for this year's FTH, for @film-in-my-soul ! They asked for Jayvik with wolfy Jayce and I love how it turned out!

[goldenatreides]

elwing | sacrifice

@nolofinweanweek extremely late day 2 prompt

[mayakern]

dropping november 20th

[mcmanatea]

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[forrestbrine]

Daily affirmations:

I’m a cute seal

I love to swim and eat fish

I’m cute and fat and everyone loves me

bleebhhhh

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[oidingus]

Nothing gets done in the lab again

[stray-dogsick]

"to you i am obscene but to myself i simply am"

the new frankenstein movie peeled my skin back, looked at all my gory, horrible inadequacies and said "i understand you" and now i need to go curl up and die. everyone go watch it right now.

[sothisisablog]

[marzipanandminutiae]

the Smart Girl's Guide to Oh My God I'm Not Allowed to Retain Legal Personhood After Marriage But My Douchebag Future Brother-In-Law Just MADE a GUY And He's Not Even taking Care of Him And this Is Fine By Everyone Apparently

[hollow-head]

DoorDash

And they have to pay rent, because property management companies own the sea floor, too. It's a satire, you see.

[butchfagminotaur]

nothing is worse than the agony of someone getting major details of your special interest WILDLY wrong

[butchfagminotaur]

i’m watching an analog horror video and the guy is like “the family gave me a disposable camera and i’m slowly working on developing the photos” and i was like ??? what do you mean like the whole roll gets developed at once how is this slow? do you mean he’s enlarging them and that’s why it’s gradual??? then he says “i asked her if the photos within had ever been developed before” and i was like ?!?!? like what they developed the roll and put it back in??? and then you??? what? redeveloped it or something??? then the family replies “yeah this camera frequently had its photos developed” like HUH?!? THE DISPOSABLE CAMERA?!? WHAT LIKE YOU WERE PULLING OUT INDIVIDUAL FRAMES IN A DARK ROOM AND THEN DEVELOPING THEM AND THEN WHAT??? PUTTING THEM BACK?!?!?

[butchfagminotaur]

i need people too young to know how film photography works to understand that that’s like looking at a bowl of cake batter and asking if that specific batter had ever been baked into a cake before and the person responds YES IT HAS