“I’m a swan.”

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“I’m a swan.”
you might think this is fake but no this is a REAL SONG macklemore released in 2005 and you can listen to it here
I love this song so much and I don't even have a penis
friend: *turns on country music* me: can you chill
I was gonna be all “you can put words in any order you want” but i can’t even argue with this
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
listen… if you like my chemical romance in 2017 you’re gay. you just Are gay. there is literally no other possible explanation for liking mcr in 2017 besides being gay
me: *shoves my entire face into my cat’s body*
cat: *heaves a heavy sigh as he grimly accepts his fate*
me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography
My naym is dog My frend is smol He dose not fetch Or thro the ball But I not chays Or bite like cat Insted I’m kind I lyk the rat
My naym is rat And this caynine He show me how to have good tyme I stand up tall Upon my toes I stretch my tung I lyk his nose
I love you
Meet Friar Bigotón (Friar Moustache), aka Brother Carmelo, once a stray dog, now the first canine member of a Franciscan monastery in Cochabamba, Bolivia. He even has a little doggy-sized habit to wear alongside his fellow monks.
Considering that Saint Francis is the patron saint of animals, it seems only right that a Franciscan monastery would choose to adopt an animal in need.
“His life is all about playing and running,” fellow friar Jorge Fernandez told The Dodo. “Here, all of the brothers love him very much. He is a creature of God.”
“If only all the churches of our country [would] adopt a dog and care for him like Friar Bigotón,” Proyecto Narices Frías (Cold Nose Project), a local animal rescue, wrote in a post on Facebook, “we are sure that the parishioners would follow his example.”
Meanwhile it appears that Brother Carmelo is paying it forward by looking after the monastery’s fish:
[via Bored Panda and The Dodo]