These Things

I post anything and whatever I like. Cosplay, funny photos, drawings.. You name it.

[moonkitty]

is fulmetal alchemist a good first time anime?

ive never watched any anie (besides maybe an anime movie or pokemon or aggretsuko but that doesnt count) but ive never seen a full on anime series and i heard good things about fma:b

is it a goof first time anime? im curious about it. or should i go for some thing else im bored and i want to watch somehting

[moonkitty]

okay! im watching FMA: brotherhood (since u guys said that was the better version) should i watch the dubbed version? i dont normally like subs. but did the dub change anything drastically about it? (like a shitty 4kidz dub where they remove violence or the gays ™ or whatever.) is it ok to watch the netflix dub?

[moonkitty]

markiplier escaped the LA gangs and went into the anime world to hide

[the-green-anon]

You will look back on this & hopefully be able to laugh at your Markiplier joke…

[moonkitty]

bitch the fuck are you talking about

[moonkitty]

ok what the actual fuck is this thing

[moonkitty]

WHAT THE FUCK

[moonkitty]

“i dont JUST gush over my daughter”

“i gush over my wife too!”

ok i change my mind i fucking love this guy

[moonkitty]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[phillipfga]

It’s like a reading a tragedy where you know how it’s gonna end

[moniquill]

[missnoodliness]

As a veterinary professional, I’m a little crabby because I can’t get my physical, my dental cleaning, and my tumor removal done at the same place/same time.

[drferox]

Tell me about it.

Can I get my doctor to draw blood, while I’m there, in the office? Nope, not a chance. And it’s not like I bite or anything.

I have to go to a completely separate location for an Xray.

And yet another location for an ultrasound, all the way into the city.

And those blood tests? A fourth location.

And can I get a phone call with results when they come in? Nope again, I have to book another appointment, even if they’re all normal.

That’s four locations before I even get any medication or treatment.

You can tell the clients that are used to dealing with the human medical system because they’re amazed and grateful that we can offer so many services under the one roof. It’s not ‘take this referral and get back to me in a week’ it’s ‘please wait ten minutes while I turn on this machine’.

[technicalzombie]

This is probably why all the doctors in post-apoc settings used to be veterinarians. 

[festisbeiumocanavarum-deactivat]

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

[jade-sutures]

You tipped right

[festisbeiumocanavarum-deactivat]

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

[animalrates]

Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

[tk-tako]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

[solarbird]

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY :D

[fluffmugger]

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

[hail-to-the-tsar-deactivated201]

@wolfintheroses

[systlin]

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Anyone else reminded of this?

[onlytwitterpics]

[art-woonz]

Art by IG: @dailypurrr Instagram: @artwoonz

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

@marsincharge

[starlightandtears]

I can’t stop laughing

[punkdraco]

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

[lotstradamus]

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

[drowningheta]

Is there a link to proof…

[thelongarmofthelaw]

(it’s not actually canon)

[punkdraco]

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

[lavendersucculents]

When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions did you ask besides the basics like what rent and utilities include?

[dynastylnoire]

Here are questions I didn’t ask but should have: what does the basement look like?

What measures are taken to secure the building ?

Are the walls thin? Brief info of who lives in the building. Are they college kids? People that work through the day? Elderly? Is it a mix? Where does the garbage go?

Can I pay rent bi-weekly? What kind of fuses does the apartment use? (My fuse box is in the basement. If I blow a fuse I have to replace it myself. They screw until the box. All of which I didn’t know until it happend and I was sitting in the dark suddenly)

[audreynical2]

Who do I call for repairs? (If it’s a private rental) Am I allowed to paint the walls? Is there any additional storage? Do you do regular pest control?

[werewolfau-deactivated20180321]

count the outlets, ask about recycling policies, ask if there’s a noise restriction (nothing loud after midnight, everything goes on the weekend, etc)

LAUNDRY FACILITIES Definitely ask about security Whether subletting is allowed (esp if you’re in college and might want to sublet for the summer) If you have a car, whether there’s parking/how much it costs What kind of heating/AC there is Procedure/response time for any maintenance How mail/packages are received/protected from theft (seriously people stealing your packages can be a huge problem) What kind of verification of your salary will they want, and in what circumstances will they accept a guarantor instead? Whether the apartment is furnished

Assuming you are in the middle of looking at/choosing between places: When does the lease start? Are you going to give preference to people based on when they can move in? Whether groups of a certain number of people get preference Really anything about who they prioritize for applications, it can save you a lot of trouble in trying to apply to places you’ll never get into

[gizkasparadise]

not something for asking the realtors, necessarily, but important rights you should be aware of as a tenant:

when and for what reasons are your landlords allowed to enter your home? how much of a notice should they give you before entering?

can the landlord make modifications to your home or apartment without your approval? to what extent?

what are the options and conditions for breaking your lease early if there’s an emergency? (this is ESPECIALLY important for anyone moving to a new state/considerable distance where you are not able to visit the apartment/home before you rent – students get taken advantage of ALL THE TIME with this shit)

if your first or last month at the property is a partial stay (i.e. you move in on july 15th, and rent is typically due on the first) make sure you don’t pay the full first month’s rent before you know the area laws! in many states, you are only legally required to pay for the time you are occupying the property

is renter’s insurance necessary? many apartments want at least 30k coverage, which can run a couple hundred dollars extra per year

are the landlords/property management liable for crimes on the property? for example, if your car was broken into. if not GET RENTER’S INSURANCE

[lmaodies]

-ask if there’s any property upkeep you can do to get a bit off the rent (aka, can they take 100$ off the monthly rent if you maintain the lawns/garden, etc.) 

-ask if there’s been any consistent/frequent trouble with electricity/internet connectivity/cable if you have it

-what KIND of electricity? 

-what kind of heating (hot water/electric)

-how secure is the neighborhood (if you don’t know) 

-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right. 

[seagodofmagic]

-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right. 

I CANNOT SECOND THIS ENOUGH.

[remisstoreality]

ALSO

- who last lived here? why did they leave?

[jenniferrpovey]

- Do they charge an “amenities fee” (Around here you can’t avoid them at all now, but some places you might still be able to)

- Do they have a policy on rent increases? (Also check if there’s a legal limit to rent increases in the area).

- Are utilities paid in a separate check or with the rent?

- Are utilities metered or pro-rated (in older buildings it’s common to be charged by square footage and/or number of occupants, which can leave you subsidizing the people who turn the a/c down to 60 in the summer or the heat up to 80 in the winter - you may not be able to avoid this but it’s worth trying).

- Are there any switched circuits in the apartment. Buildings built in the late sixties through the early eighties often have switched circuits. If they do, then with the number of devices used these days you will probably have to have something important on the switched circuit - tape the switch in the on position! (Trust me).

- What are the rules on hanging pictures?

- Who is responsible for paying for and replacing bulbs in permanent fixtures? If it’s you and there’s a fixture with weird/unusual bulbs (globe style, chandelier style, etc) ask where you can buy the bulbs.

- What are the rules about pets? Do they have breed specific restrictions on dogs? Size restrictions on fish tanks? (Believe it or not that’s not uncommon).

[crimeshetyped]

This will be so useful once my lease is up thanks tumblr ☺️🙏🏾

[kittleimp]

If you have roommates, even if they’re your friends, ask what happens if one person moves out. Who is responsible for their rent? What about security deposit, how much is it and what do you have to do to document existing damages before you move in?

[cappurrccino]

- It’s boring as hell, but read the lease before you sign it! Ask questions and clarify anything you notice that seems weird or that you don’t understand. I had a landlord that required I get the carpets professionally steam cleaned (which I didn’t realize until we were moving out because I didn’t read the entire lease) and another that tried to keep part of my security deposit because I didn’t pay for professional cleaning, but we got the money back because it wasn’t part of their lease that we’d signed.

- Take pictures/make detailed notes about damages already present on move-in. Add additional sheets to what they give you if needed because chances are they’re going to be just as nitpicky when you move out to try and keep part of your security deposit.

- An addition to the hanging pictures - ask what they allow you to use (nails/screws or tape only) and whether they want you to repair the holes to keep part of your deposit. If you’re planning to wall mount your TV, ask specifically about using molly bolts because they’re going to leave a much larger hole than a picture nail.

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

This was funnier in my head. 

[words-writ-in-starlight]

If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.

[meandmy20dogs]

I didn't want or expect him to grovel like he seems to think I did. I wasn't brushing him off when I finally did see him; I was trying to leave before I could start crying cuz I saw his stuff packed and couldn't believe he was just leaving.

I just wanted to talk... I wanted to apologize for lashing out like I did, but he just acts so different with Her here. I don't think he even realizes it. I'm not sure he cares.

He's never there when I truly need him and he goes to Her to lean on instead of me when that's what I'm here for. He wouldn't even listen to me.

It feels like what I say doesn't matter until I get angry and even then, I'm always the wrong one. What I say or do is never enough. I'm never enough. Do I even matter? I don't think I do.

I don't want any of this. I just want him to come home. And to stay. It doesn't matter what I want though. What I'm feeling right now doesn't matter. I don't matter. It hurts.

He isn't even going to see any of this and that's one of the worst parts.

[meandmy20dogs]

Working all day tomorrow.... Maybe it'll keep my mind off things. I hate this.

[meandmy20dogs]

Eating is the hardest thing for me right now. The thought of food makes my throat tighten and when I force nyself to eat, I can't keep it down.

[meandmy20dogs]

Kill me.

[shitpostempire]

[cafesaturn-arc]

Ah, the glow of father (figure)-hood.

All Might’s birthday is June 10th (today), which is nine days before American Father’s Day this year– isn’t that amazing?

[cassandraebner]

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

[durnesque-esque]

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

how did you do that so smoothly? 

[bumbleshark]

thats some broadway musical shit

[haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey]

But seriously, I think I love you.

[0601254-deactivated20140502]

heck no, i’m callin dibs

[durnesque-esque]

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

[thatseanguyblogs-deactivated201]

By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

[durnesque-esque]

Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

[mandatorywhimsy]

I mean … how can you not reblog? 

[art-hashira]

I couldn’t NOT Reblog !

[alien-fanbitch]

This makes me happy! Good for them!