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My evil and secref blog for evil and secret moments not tagging my main bc this is evil and secret

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[michadeau]

[measaae]

Don't like overthinking about crushes 👎👎👎

[lizzibennet]

opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article

[geeksquadgangbang]

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[edwardashley]

#particularly when its something you're not even actually into but its just so Obvious how could it Not be on ao3#but then it isnt. do you have a duty to place the fic in its rightful ecological niche just because you have the vision?#do you have to track down a perv of the appropriate disposition and gift it to them?#do you leave well enough alone even though you can See the absence like a wound in the side of Truth?

[measaae]

What if this just becomes my yearning and lovestruck blog with occasional hornyposts. Am I dooned

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[parkchanwoohoo]

[measaae]

The primary use for any object is actually for JACKING OFF !!!‼️!!!❗!!!

[crabussy]

having a crush is kind of like having influenza except you don't get time off work and you can't get vaccinated against it

[d-0-t-t]

"mirrorshipping", "doppelbanging", pussy ass behavior. look who can't say selfcest

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[graveyarrdshift]

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

[faebriel]

praise kink is a scam invented by Big Compliments to sell more nice things to say to people