Talking About Meat

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[deadlemur]

Me: “nipz”

Tumblr:

[raesputin]

[theshitneyspears]

*elevator has a floor length mirror in it*

Me:

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[left-reminders]

[readythebabythrower]

tumblr after December 17th

[yeulmn]

Wendy: What’s heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or a 200 pounds of feathers?

Seulgi: Bricks?

Irene: It’s both the same

Yeri: Feathers.

Wendy: Explain

Yeri: 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Joy *claps*: Speechless. Mind blown. Amazed. That’s ma girl

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[cheermeupthankyou]

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[princebasil]

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

[princebasil]

y’all know what im saying

[autoandrogynephile]

Just gals being pals. Owning a cat and raising kids. No homosexuality here, Mr Pope!

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[teathattast]

[hustlerose]

[halloweenskellington]

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[clairidryl-deactivated20180621]

Dr Kill

[nest-deactivated20181209]

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

[parakeet]

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

[nextvisibledelicious]

this looks like something a pokemon npc would say

[larlwheezer]

I love Pidove’s call, don’t you? Horoorororo! *trainer battle guitar riff*