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Woman that can’t feel fear - WTF fun fact

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

thecaptainkindofgirl

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

westseashellos

Sibling story time!

So my brother memorizes movie dialogues. He literally can remember all the lines after having watched a movie for the first time. I don’t think he does that on purpose, he’s just great at remembering things.

And being as he is, he likes to mess with people when watching tv with them. He’s always saying the line 0.35 sec before the characters say them.

So here we are, all 4 sibling huddled up on the couch, about to watch a movie. You have to know, we are HUGE Disney fans. As we were about to start the movie, Brother Bear that we must have seen 50 times already, we decided to play a prank on my brother.

I tell him to go to the bathroom before the movie start because there will be no pee breaks and when he’s gone we switch the language from French to Canadian French. He gets back, we start the movie, and just before the first lines come on screen, the brother proudly blasts them out. 0.35 sec later, DIFFERENT lines are spoken.

My brother stands up from the couch, and looks at us. His eyes are wide open as if he just cheated death, he puts his hands on his face like Kevin McAllister and mutters: “I have failed…”

He was horrified, it was glorious

unbfacts

The number of people donating their bodies to science has doubled in the last ten years because funeral costs are so high, and most schools will cremate the donated body when they are done and return it to the family at no cost.