UGH!

broke the toilet at the pitt emergency department floor bathroom sorry [malu 27 she/they arg] art tag current fic

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[oneheadtoanother]

[gorps]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[nextlevelsmp3]

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

[suispiria]

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

[oneheadtoanother]

[peargirl20]

I SHALL NOT WANT , by me, 2025. i don’t usually do textile work but i have been lately i guess

[buriedintheyard]

tell me when you want it come and get it

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.