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sun ;; any pronouns

[magicmooshka]

i love haikyuu i wish volleyball was real :(

[sackboys-moved]

When someone says something reminded them of you. You know

[doggosource]

oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

[frerin-shixiong]

You know he watched this happen and laughed his ass off and went, “people need to see this.”

[bunjywunjy]

i just learned of the existence of the false killer whale. I have no point with this but they do look weird

false killer whales are great! they look SO weird and I love them.

real talk though they’re called “false killer whales” but they’re actually large beakless dolphins- and they’re pretty easy to tell apart from actual orcas/killer whales because they’re less than a quarter the size of the real deal!

also orcas regularly kill and eat false killer whales, so if you ever see the two together in the wild and need to tell them apart it’s pretty easy to distinguish which is which by checking to see which one is murdering the other one for sport. 

VIOLENCE ON THE HIGH SEAS

[ashstfu]

[headspace-hotel]

we became adults. and we forgot about that one lizard that can run on top of the water. and the bombardier beetle. we don't even think about mako sharks being the fastest shark anymore.

[headspace-hotel]

a book: a flea can jump 200 times their body length! cheetahs can run up to 70 miles per hour, but they can only keep up this speed for about a quarter mile! the smallest mammal is the pygmy shrew!

me, 7 years old, convinced that this information is of the utmost importance:

[headspace-hotel]

We all should have the list of the top 10 fastest, strongest, smallest, and largest animals in our minds at all times, for quick reference

[great-and-small]

I swear Animal planet transitioning from the masterpiece that was “The Most Extreme” to boring reality shows like Treehouse Masters and Tanked decreased the average eleven-year-old viewer’s animal stat literacy by an unacceptable amount

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[peterjay-88]

Seriously…every cover is like this

[scumtrout]

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

[peppermintquartz]

[tweet by @nick_kapur:

"The Sessho-seki, a famous rock in Nasu, Japan that was said to have imprisoned the evil nine-tailed fox demoness Tamamo-no-Mae, was found broken in half. After nearly 1,000 years, the demon vixen is presumably once again on the loose." [link to tweet]

[Image ID: a large boulder on a barren, gray slope is split in two. like something cracked it. in the right foreground of the photo is a wooden sign with the kanji 殺生石, Sessho-seki]

Originally it looked like the photo below:

[image ID: same boulder as above, but whole, bound in sacred rope. In the right foreground is the same wooden sign with the same kanji.]

[mothnem]

Well that wasn't on Apocalypse Bingo.

[weaver-z]

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

[weaver-z]

[anarch0possum]

[tunameltd0wn]

[id: first image is a screenshot of someone's tag that reads "#so true (sexual intent)". second image is a screenshot of another tag that reads "[lie] i like to put it at the start in square brackets instead and pretend its an RPG action" ]

[depsidase]

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[privatejoker]

the only thing more embarrassing than cringy poetry is being so afraid of feeling embarrassed that you don't even try to make anything at all

[privatejoker]

for the love of god do not let the constant anti-cringe threat modeling of the internet deter you from making or sharing things

[wellthatschaotic]

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

[imsmarterthanyou-deactivated202]

how am I supposed to kiss kiss fall in love in these conditions

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

[missiur]

[bimboid]

[midnight-revolucion]