still not convinced that people who don’t think bugs are cute have ever actually seen a bug

★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Show & Tell
d e v o n
🪼
AnasAbdin

Discoholic 🪩

PR's Tumblrdome
No title available

No title available

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Claire Keane
Today's Document

if i look back, i am lost

roma★
NASA
No title available
Acquired Stardust
tumblr dot com

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore

seen from United States

seen from Singapore
seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Spain
seen from United States
@mee--shee
still not convinced that people who don’t think bugs are cute have ever actually seen a bug
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY
This. This everyday. I need this everyday.
I may be suicidal, but I will procrastinate offing myself just like everything else!
.
.
.
you can turn it off but only once
@unpretty please write a story about Batman that hinges on his knowledge of tree diseases
write a story that requires Batman to distinguish between extremely similar cultivars of Japanese maple
write a story in which Batman judges landscape professionals for leaving branch stubs when they prune
batman and poison icy team up against an even bigger foe: the emerald ash borer
My job is literally to track down and eliminate EAB trees. You have no idea how happy you’ve made me
I’m sorry, we don’t know each other at all but I literally have to ask about this. You’re a tree assassin? Like, that’s your job, you’re a tree assassin. A treesassin.
Basically. I identify high-risk trees and sign the execution orders, haha
i just now realized i said ‘poison icy’ instead of ‘poison ivy’ but the point still stands, TARGETED TREESASSINATIONS
what if batman is undercover for ‘research purposes’ (he got bored) as an arborist’s assistant and winds up teaming up with an also-undercover poison ivy against emerald ash borers because they both figure it’s keeping the other one out of trouble for the week. and they actually have a really nice time.
they also spend the whole time complaining to each other about all their girlfriend problems.
Also a Batman attempting to breed chestnut blight resistant American chestnuts.
Batman who wants to discover and eliminate all invasive elm bark beetles to banish Dutch elm disease
Poison Ivy obsessively avoiding verticillium wilt and anthracnose while planting beautiful native plants in Gotham to return the insect life.
Batman and Poison Ivy teaming up to fight the horrible pollution of the water and air in Gotham.
If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)
no more mr nice guy
These girls are really good at making out. Damn near the best at it, actually. You could go so far as to say that they’re outstanding in the field.
You, Sir, are a terrible, terrible person. I salute you.
Funny 🙊
yes.
Terrific
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I’m not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Needs moar tits
What this post needs is a little ass.
Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Don’t forget a little pussy
YES.
Am turn on
Everything about this post is fantastic.
I'm not addicted to drugs I'm addicted to the way the blood flows from my veins when I apply just the right amount of pressure the the blade of a knife. I've been good for years. I would have relapsed already if I hadn't heard the door opening. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. All I know is I don't like it.
depression comix - 316 - View Site - View Patreon
Dieser Moment wenn man am liebsten vor Schmerzen schreien will und sich 10 000 Klingen in den Arm hauen könnte, weil man denkt, dass man nichts Anderes verdient hat
~Star (via whisperingthougts)