This must be where pies go when they die.

they/them • massively queer , enby-dyke • the X-Files, Twin Peaks, Muppets and other stuff (mostly other stuff) i'm also very active on Letterboxd (@MxMeeks) and love movies

[mulders-slutty-black-turtleneck]

Thinking about their glasses again...

[dartmoorpixie]

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[madubraga05]

I definitely couldn't receive a look like that without immediately melting.

[vivisection-gf]

sometimes i think about how gillian anderson herself wrote the "all things" episode of the x files and then i am hit with the most insane wave of tenderness that seeps into my bones and makes a home inside my marrow bc. she spent years in her role as scully, and she wrote a script that essentially said "scully will always choose mulder. scully will choose mulder again and again and again because in her eyes, mulder is the only choice. it may seem as if there are other choices, like there are other pathways she could walk down, but there arent. mulder is the only choice she sees, and she will choose him every time." she knows her character so well and it just makes me so.. i dunno happy like. yeah, they really do love each other. they will always choose each other. they love each other so deeply that they dont see any other choice but to be with one another; there is no universe in which they wont find each other because any other choice that couldve possibly kept them apart was just wrong. there is only one choice and it is for them to be together. anyways gillian anderson i love u and adore u for writing the all things episode.

[lizardwoman-from-earths-core-2]

None of my friends understand me 😔

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[redstonedust]

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

[itsclydebitches]

I'm watching The X-Files for the first time and holy shit. Holy shit, guys. I was of course aware that Scully/Mulder are one of THE ships of all time, but nothing could have prepared me for the insane levels of shippable tension between these two. Scully is out here barging into Mulder's hotel room - which is a LOADED location - to drop her robe so he can reassure her that she hasn't been abducted by aliens, she's just a mosquito magnet. Then she's defending him from bureaucratic bullies one moment and saving his life at gunpoint the next. Meanwhile, Mulder has the most wet, pathetic puppy-dog eyes for her at ALL times, truly whipped, casually fixing her necklace while talking about how she appreciates the "journey" they go on, immediately after she calls him out for being territorial around another guy. He's losing his mind when she's in danger. He's casually dropping the most insane compliments I've ever heard. He's known her, like, a month.

I thought I was prepared for them. I'm on episode three. I'm being fucking humbled for my shipping hubris.

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[queerofthedagger]

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[asunalle]

[ocdnatural-deactivated20220809]

yes babe ur gender is exactly like an 80s bowling alley carpet can we stop listening to will wood now

[daily-spooky]

[helloitsbees]

[batsbeesandbeetles]

Me core

[christianstepmoms]

Eraserhead Baby Driftwood sighting in the Monongahela