Meeks

Munch butts

[cyberpunksuggestions]

Define ‘cheating.’

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[mcavoy]

One thing all cat owners can agree on.

[flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102]

once, i saw someone write LGTB rather than LGBT and it confused me for a second but now i really love it because it is a perfect acronym for Lets Guillotine The Bourgeoisie 

[deqdyke]

Let’s Get This Bread

[flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102]

Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

this calligraphy channel is amazing because their cats constantly try to interfere, like these cats are just laser focused on annihilating every project the person tries to do

[cumaeansibyl]

you can certainly enjoy these without sound but the sound effects are killing me

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

These are exactly the correct cat sound effects.

[softypyro]

[harmlesslyobsessed]

[prideprejudce]

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[charlie-is-my-constant]

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

[jehovahhthickness]

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

[katanaxd]

reblogging this so when I get my tax returns I can praise tumblr

[jehovahhthickness]

Well I hope y’all get more than $1500 during tax season tbh because that’s barely nothing.

[thediabeticjonasbrother]

“that’s barely nothing” my return was not quite 1000 and i was stoked bc it was more than last year

[jehovahhthickness]

I said what I said. Just take these good vibes and go.

[dameatislongg]

I’m here for the blessing

[moondreamerdaywatcher]

These never work

[jehovahhthickness]

With that attitude it won’t.

But they always work for me 🤑🤷🏿‍♀️

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[roseseafoam]

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

I’m the equivalent of a wrinkled shirt when it comes to these niggas.

[noirkashiii-deactivated20190223]

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Never pressed.

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Never let this die

[bronzebabyface-deactivated20191]

[theweirdwideweb]

[anus]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[judedeluca]

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

[toastbutteregg]

how about getting cash through paypal?

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[thevibraniumvoid]

The internet is another dimension I swear

[sheridans-dynamos]

Omg Idk whether to laugh or cry

[theunmarkedjournal]

🎶And now we’re dust

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

…. everything about this is absolutely perfect

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]