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Who tf is that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[heartbreakandhumor]

[heavensent-devi111]

Did-

Did he just-

Did Tom-

Did he say-

He-

Did Tom Holland just-

He said-

WHAT

[tequilamockingbirdtx]

Elizabeth I of England: illegitimate, false queen and usurper. Mary Stuart was the rightful queen of England and Scotland.

[theladyelizabeth]

damn y’all got wifi in 1587?

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anduizm]

Meme culture has finally caught up to us! Best 2 minutes of your life 😛

[purplexpoison-deactivated202203]

😂😂

[soapulp-archive-deactivated2020]

goes to the kitchen. holds a knife in my hand for a while. puts it back. goes back to my room

[daddykink33]

Dude

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

what? what? what do you want daddy kink 33?

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

Facebook sometimes isn’t a terrible place

[pissvortex]

[90stv-deactivated20191212]

no woman has ever once exaggerated even a tiny bit abt men ever they literally all are like this

[thededfa]

Was walking through my mom's house to borrow my dad's drill when I saw my 11yo niece watching me with an odd expression.

"You wanna help me build the catio?"

Her eyes lit up, then she looked disappointed. "But I'm a girl..."

I rolled my eyes. "Do I look like I care?"

That must have been the right response because she jumped up and chattered excitedly as I showed her how to use a tape measure, a drill, etc. We spent all day building and she had a brilliant smile the whole time. After the tenth declaration of this being the best day in her life, I said,

"Gotta love that sweet sweet serotonin!"

She immediately started giggling, "What does that meeeeaan??"

Anyway, she had an amazing time building with me and acted like I had given her a solstice gift when I said she could paint it and that I'd take her to the hardware store to pick out hardware. She's never been to a hardware store before and I love being the weird knowledgeable uncle who has weird pets always keeps fruit and pistachios in the house.

[thededfa]

Update: While I was at the store I found a 53 piece around the house tool kit in bright purple, so of course I bought it for her. Her face when I gave it to her was priceless and she actually gasped. She's going to "make all the stuff"

[fallern618]

Are we going to talk about the “but I’m a girl.”? Where did she get that? Did someone teach her that? Who is it? I’m ready to kill for that cutie.

[thededfa]

She learned it from her dead father

[exactly-myself]

I'm just gonna assume you killed him for his blatant sexism

[thededfa]

I was across state lines and in the presence of three witnesses at the time of his death. I have receipts timestamped. My alibi is solid.

[woolay-archives-blog]

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-blessed-hot-fa9]

my food in the microwave

[ingridverse]

sound ON

[loloftheday]

[curseworm]

[humorstar]

Baby´s first existencial crisis…

[cozymochi]

Lord knows im not an animator, but I just couldn’t stop thinking about this so I caved made it anyway jfhdgdkl 😩😩😂 (rip headphone users)