Mega-fuck-a-doodle-doo!

Maddafakkas

[dogpuppy]

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

[dogpuppy]

[orphetoon]

the sweet and humble sudoku: here’s some numbers to get you started :) please enjoy my puzzle <3

the nefarious minesweeper: why don’t you just Guess. fucking Guess.

[mimimimimimimiii]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[good-ass-posts]

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[infertilityidol]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[piendish]

sad day in the new’s

[horriblewarlock]

DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS

[literallyaflame]

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

[hotvampireadjacent]

[itscoldinwonderland]

sending my grandma this meme on text

and she calls me like "you sent me a picture? and it looks like some guys with swords? did you make that picture? pirates of the Caribbean I know that movie! what's a meme? how do you spell that? I am full of lead bc I'm old! that's so funny! you're so smart! oh you didn't make it??"

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[existennialmemes]

I can't stop laughing at this. If the first one is real, it may actually be the worst sign ever made.

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[normal-horoscopes]