he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.
After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”
And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”
I think about that interaction a lot.
★ group grocery run
They're just chatting late at night
people are so weird about cnc and I always just want to look them in the eyes and say “you are getting mad at people for playing pretend. you are getting mad at people for saying ‘raaar! I’m gonna getcha!’ you are not a serious person.”
so much ink and tears have been spilled theorizing that rape kink is about trauma and social anxieties and power fantasies and sure maybe. but I think we’re just mammals who like pretend danger in our play just like every other mammal ever. because we have evolved to find that fun. and the only difference between play-wrestling in bed and pulling out the fuzzy handcuffs is commitment to the bit
You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
I will be having a perfectly normal, pleasant day and then I’ll randomly remember Harrow “please don’t leave me. I cannot conceive a universe without you in it” Nonagesimus and Gideon “We can’t go home anymore” Nav and I have to take a good long lie down.
“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!
God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it'd do wonders for my hips
sharing a lover with that guy you fucking hate
it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
The terrible thing is when you’re between hyperfixations and you’re longing for one and you’ve got nothing. Your brain’s just hanging you out there to dry. Leaving you to rawdog reality.
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Been physically restraining myself from making anything that would require me to finalise the style and environment of the comic for this goddamn AU but I had to break my rule just this once because the dialogue is so corny it's good
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Exclusive/Behind the scenes Sitcom AU stuff over on my ko-fi. Hop in if you wanna follow the (hopefully fruitful and successful) development
credit: ratacuaxhe (instagram)
Would this mayhaps qualify as containing whimsy? Credit on picture
This is aggressive joy and whimsy! In this world it’s either whimsy or be whimsied
the thing no one tells you about learning to knit is that you will learn about how great wool is as a textile and you will be so very angry about the fact that they fucking took it away from us
I would consider myself a pretty advanced knitter. Often lazy with it, but experienced and fearless and usually with pretty good instincts.
On Saturday night, I turned an entire heel (featuring my second favourite kind of short rows and repeatedly counting to 23) while drinking absinthe cocktails and playing D&D.
It came out great. This is a brag.
olive in her favourite spot having a ponder
me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags
