i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

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i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian
I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks
Lemme get a little sippy
You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
i should've locked in when i was thirteen
just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can
count dracula? uhhh ok. one
🧛 nathing vrong vith me
must suck being the kind of person who believes in magic but thinks it's evil. like your problem would be solved instantly by this one cool trick: magic isn't real dumbass
"don't play pretend magic or real devils and witches can corrupt your soul" oh okay. I think you should kill your pastor with a gun.
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I have such a good dash
so wildly obnoxious when you agree with the starting point of someone's stance only for them to hard turn into things you DON'T agree with and now you have to defend the thing that was originally annoying you
"too many authors in the current market are focusing on selling 'spice' instead of telling interesting stories"
"oh yeah, i agree. i started reading one that i heard a lot about and it just wasn't-"
"and it's all of these women reading their fucking mommy porn out in public like FREAKS"
*through gritted teeth* "people should be allowed to read whatever they want, and actually these books should be left alone and you should shut up about it"
*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day