i have a universe inside me

so much love to give, no one to give it to

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[wolfcunt666]

[sluttyhozier]

abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

[boota]

[anxietyproblem]

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[pizzopaps]

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

[tchrgleek]

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

[honeysucklepink]

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

[a-joyfuljourney]

[ectnyc]

[depth-overdistance-everytime]

Drugs Under The Microscope

[iapislazuli]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[guy]

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

[dankmemeasstronaut]

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

…. do you need something, or?

[dankmemeasstronaut]

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

[wild-lion]

[prayfuckdie-deactivated20140424]

Yup.. BTW I just learned Yup in Ukrainian means “rough sex”..

[pumpkinqueen-gorewhore]

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

can’t stop loving

medieval art

[dicksmasher]

who could forget such classics as

Fish with Human Feet, Disgruntled that Life on Land sucks Just as much as it did In Water

Nuns Enjoying Their Yearly Harvest

A moknkey doing That Thing whilst Hedgehog looks on

Forlorn Cat with Vulva plays Mandolin

Them

Queen Cheats on Husband with Weird Serpent Man

and my favorite

Derrick You Leave your Sister Alone she is Your Family Now

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

It’s Just a Flesh Wound

Man Is Weirdly Unimpressed by Thirteen-Armed Woman

Dude, Put Some Fucking Hose On!!!

This Guy

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[leavingthishellsitelol-blog]

As a Brit, I please ask you to shut the fuck up. This was highly unnecessary and you ruined my day thank you.

[psyce]