Cheese

☆Teresa☆22☆California☆ I still listen to emo songs

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[the-snadger]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pucikat-deactivated20190223]

[memeuplift]

[neonpigeons]

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

[dreamwastakengf-moved-deactivat]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[sativamargarita]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[thelatekingslayerjaime-blog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[boota]

[fapper]

HELPPP WHY WOULD THE INTERVIEWER ASK THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀💀💀

[stonerzelda]

reminds me of this bit from a breaking bad interview with jonathan banks lol

[stardial]

sigh. what does a girl have to do to get resurrected around here

[stardial]

on it boss

[regging]

[stardial]

?

[xekstrin]

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

[xekstrin]

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

[maximum-meow]

Hey op what was that last part

[xekstrin]

Did i fucking stutter

[c3po]

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

[coughloop]

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

[gogglor]

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

[hidinginawell]

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

[jaffacakerebellion]

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

[c3po]

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[belalugosishreds]

does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post

[belalugosishreds]

i have to do everything around here myself

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[ocqueen]