Heya cupcake!

I am a meme loving fuck and you can call me as such, Or Sandy. A twenty two year old human disaster who is trying to figure life out. Virgo. (they/them) Mercy main - Xbox one: prim118

[blackqueerblog]

Happy Birthday Miss Bailey ❤️

[writing-prompt-s]

[hillergoodspeed]

[niggazinmoscow]

Everything older people say millennials aren’t doing–shopping, golfing, buying houses, getting married, having kids, dining out–is related to an entire generation having less money than their parents.

[weaselle]

I work 60 hours a week so I can afford to live in my car. Like, what is even happening further up the economy that they think these are choices.

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nvmtee]

Mind your business

[sushinfood]

there’s a simple explanation to this, though!

when you are planning to do something, you are taking responsibility. you are maintaining agency in your own life.

the moment someone else says “hey pick up your shit” then it becomes their command and your response to them. No longer do you get told “hey wow you picked up nice!” you get told “why did it take you so long to do what i asked”

Naturally, hearing that enough times creates a pattern of “rebellion” whereupon ANY request to do ANYTHING you’ve been planning to do immediately sours it

because it’s not yours anymore

[doomhamster]

Also, notice how nobody EVER believes you if you said you were already planning to do a thing, or even that you’d noticed it needs doing?

[r0semultiverse]

SENDING THIS TO MY PARENTS HOLY SHIT STG!! This is it @shadowukekitty

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[unbotheredmuse]

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[ao3commentoftheday]

dedicated to anon

[lunaintheskyforever]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[thestormscrolls]

ok so this just hit me

humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.

so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[pepperandpals]

A top tier lady

[bob-belcher]

[federalbureauofislam]

i love being my own girlfriend and protecting my own damn self

[buzzfeed]

McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter

The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).

[funnylime]

[beynons]

BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE

[fetus2genius]

[sexwitsockson]

[amoisthobo]

I saw this post last week and my brain still sees them as flipped right side up