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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

insyncere

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet

solitairians

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

solitairians

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

talonabraxas

This lions mane mushroom in a pond looks like an ancient forest spirit. ⱄⰔⰔⱄ

yesterdaysprint

The Daily Times, Davenport, Iowa, December 29, 1894

tastytoecheese

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

gay-jesus-probably

The first thing I saw upon zooming in was just "I'm bad at tagging"

which. yeah, no shit. how did they get 200 tags in before realizing that maybe they weren't very good at this

imelzz-deactivated20240227

"illegal activities" wow thanks that narrows it down a lot

asterrioxs

so uh i got orgy

guys what the fuck is going to happen to me

#night terrors #and #strip tease

radiojamming

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

radiojamming

So I know this post is from 2018, and I’ve gone on and on about it haunting me (it does still, and I don’t even work there anymore), but I think all these years later and so close to her own birthday, she deserves to be seen for the gorgeous locomotive she is.

She’s beautiful, we adore her, and she’s going to be 149 this year! Happy birthday, lady!

colloquial-kai-ak

she’s now 150!!

slowspinningredemption

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

mariaalenkoshepard

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

jsillabub

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

#im quite high and got scared #dude eso me dio una idea

Drew a tiny mouse today 🌿

valtsv

abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away and leave them first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

elainiisms

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

nonbinarylesbianherb

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