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Neil daydreaming his father’s murder immediately after it happens and smiling
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Jean daydreaming Riko’s arm being destroyed immediately after it happens and laughing
neil kidnapped andrew for a morning run lol
a warm, barely perceptible breath tickles Andrew’s neck in the early hours of the morning. he wakes in his usual position, flat on his back, only this time to the steady rhythm of quiet breaths spilling into the curve of his neck. even in his sleepy haze, it doesn’t take him long to figure out who they belong to. the tousled strands of red hair, stirred by the faint breeze drifting in through the cracked window and brushing against his cheek, make the answer even more obvious. sometime during the night, Neil had instinctively inched closer in search of warmth, settling his head against Andrew’s shoulder. one arm had become hopelessly tangled somewhere between the blanket and Andrew’s forearm, while one of his legs had already found its way halfway over Andrew’s thigh. the more awake Andrew becomes, the more acutely he feels that warm breath washing over the sensitive skin of his neck, sending an entirely physical shiver low through his body. without thinking, he tilts his head ever so slightly, exposing more of his neck to that gentle warmth. he should have known the movement would rouse Neil. despite every silent prayer Andrew offers for him not to do exactly what he’s about to do, Neil sleepily parts his lips, absentmindedly brushing them against the already overheated skin of Andrew’s neck. Andrew draws a sharp breath through his teeth. his fingers disappear into Neil’s unruly hair, gently tugging his head back just enough to put a little distance between those dangerously drowsy lips and his neck. when Neil finally blinks his eyes open, they’re still glazed with sleep, those blue eyes struggling to focus on Andrew’s face. “Morning…?” Andrew asks. the only reply is a sleepy, incoherent hum before Neil lets his head fall right back into the hollow of Andrew’s neck, making it abundantly clear that he has absolutely no intention of getting up. a few minutes pass before Andrew feels the slowest, softest kiss pressed against the pulse at the base of his throat. his head immediately dips, catching the sigh before it has the chance to escape, and he meets Neil’s gaze once more. the sleepiness is still there, but now it’s accompanied by an unmistakably stubborn question in those bright blue eyes. “Morning,” Neil murmurs. by now, the sparkle in his eyes can no longer be blamed solely on sleep. it’s also the reason neither of them leaves the bed for another half hour, choosing instead to wake each other properly through lazy morning kisses and caresses, until Andrew’s warm breaths and Neil’s quiet, contented sounds gradually chase the last traces of sleep away.
I like to believe that if Wymack and Andrew ever talked about whatever was going on between Andrew and Neil, the conversation would’ve gone something like this: “I’m old, not blind,” Wymack would say. “I can tell something happened between the two of you.” and Andrew would answer, “Something. But it’s still nothing.” Nothing. he doesn’t deny that there’s something between them. he never actually lies about it. he simply reduces it to nothing. nothing—for Wymack. but that’s the thing. Andrew has always wanted nothing. and Neil is Nothing.
if the airlock (or just any of this) looks inaccurate, excuse me, I’m an idiot
warning: blood, and Grace frying the ever-loving heck out of his arm
“I was glad when he lost his hand. Exy is all he has and all he loves; I knew it would destroy him to lose it. A month in the Nest without it, maybe two, and he would have no recourse but to kill himself. I was only alive because he made me promise to survive. If he died, who could hold me to that? I would have slashed the tires on his car before I let him escape us, and he knows it.”
Okay, so the only one who's gonna kill themselves here it's me.
think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever
The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.
Adding one of my faves not included in the article:
Nicolas Régnier (1591–1667) Saint Sebastian tended by Saint Irène, c.1625,
always must reblog
Neil loves sharing his progress with Andrew, and Andrew loves the fact that he’s the one Neil chooses to practice on. Neil hooks a finger beneath the waistband of Andrew’s sweatpants just enough to catch his attention before asking, “Can I sit on your lap?” the moment Andrew nods, Neil climbs onto him without hesitation. “Can I try?” he murmurs a few seconds later, his voice barely above a whisper, as his fingers absentmindedly tracing along the side of Andrew’s neck. when the answer comes, a simple, “Yes.”, Neil still hesitates. his gaze flickers between Andrew’s eyes and his mouth, and somehow it’s always this moment, the last second before he closes the distance, that steals his breath the most. his chest tightens with anticipation, with the unbearable awareness that the person he wants is only inches away. Andrew had kissed him with effortless confidence from the very beginning, devouring his mouth as though he’d always known exactly what he was doing, and Neil had never lacked enthusiasm in return. technique, however… Neil desperately wants to kiss Andrew the way Andrew kisses him. the thought only grows stronger every time he forces himself to bridge the space between them, presses his lips against Andrew’s, carefully parts them with the tip of his tongue in an attempt to deepen the kiss, and draws him closer by the nape, where Neil’s fingers never seem to stop tangling in his hair. every attempt is different. every time Neil tilts his head at a slightly different angle, trying to figure it out. sometimes his teeth accidentally brush against Andrew’s which makes him frown, sometimes he freezes halfway through the kiss, trying to understand how to do exactly what he had in mind. “You do it differently,” he whispers, slightly out of breath as he pulls back just enough to fill his lungs. Andrew finds that expression unbearably irritating—Neil looks completely dazed with want while remaining so intensely focused on learning, determined to understand every movement behind the way Andrew kisses him. “It isn’t supposed to be the same as mine.” Andrew’s hands have been slowly rubbing circles over Neil’s thighs for several minutes now. “I like the way you kiss me,” Neil admits, his fingertips drifting lazily along Andrew’s jaw. “I want to make you feel like that too.” he has no idea what those words are doing to Andrew. at this point, even the smallest brush of Neil’s fingers is enough to make Andrew’s stomach tighten. “Show me again,” Neil says. this time, it’s Andrew who’s caught by anticipation. It doesn’t last long. his hands settle firmly around Neil’s waist before he pulls him flush against his body and kisses him the way he knows will leave Neil melting beneath him—deep, practiced, impossibly thorough, until quiet sighs and soft, involuntary moans begin slipping free whenever Andrew becomes almost too much. and if there’s one thing Andrew knows better than anyone, it’s that Neil memorizes every single movement with unwavering determination, fully intending to try them on Andrew himself just a few minutes later.
neil is very much “that’s my man and imma stick beside him” and is completely unashamed and 100% proud of the ensuing chaos
while andrew is also “that’s my man and imma stick beside him” but is slightly embarrassed, throughly entertained, and 100% reexamining his life choices
A few things the Foxes have noticed that they find adorable about Andreil (except for Aaron obviously)
they orbit around each other. When noticing that the distance has become to great they always come back together even if it's just a few too many centimeters on the couch. They do occasionally spend time apart but mostly stick in each other's orbit, never too comfortable without the other in sight.
they know what the other wants without saying a word. One time the Foxes where celebrating another win and brought a buch of different snacks to share. Without Andrew having to say anything Neil already got up to walk all the way across the room to get Andrew's favorite snack of the day. It's never the same one but Neil for some reason always gets it right.
Their little moments of affection, ruffling each other's hair, small kisses when they think no one is watching, leaning on each other and much more.
The way they seem so incredibly peaceful around each other. Moments where Andrew falls asleep in Neil's arms while watching a movie or Neil visibly calming down for another anxiety spike when Andrew enters his field of vision.
Neil excitedly running over to the goal every time they win a game just to bonk his head against Andrew's.
Andrew gifting Neil a camera for his birthday and Neil actively using it to capture his life. Most of wich end up being pictures of Andrew with the occasional auburn hair strand hanging in frame.
Andrew helping Neil with making a new binder with the pictures Neil took.
Andrew claiming to hate a tradition like baking Christmas cookies just to end up doing exactly that with Neil when he finds out Neil never had the joy of making some and looked like a kicked puppy when everyone around him recalled how much fun they had while making some in the past.
Andrew barely awake having pulled a beanbag all the way to the door to sit and wait for Neil to return from his morning run.
Despite Neil having an additute problem and often throwing very colorful words at reporters he's actually a pretty quiet student. He usually attempts to pick a spot with some distance between the other students and mostly keeps to himself.
Teachers are also mostly chill with him after weeks off wary stares do to his status as a Fox. Neil is sure one of the teachers was even scared of him and still is because as soon as she started to lose the fear all the 'my dad is a killer' shit happened. To be honest Neil can't blame her.... and then there is this one teacher and oh boy does Neil hate him. That Teacher made it his entire mission to make every Foxes life more of a hell than it already was. This guy has some weird superiority complex and tries his absolute best to make Neil feel stupid and awful for existing. It's the only Teacher that has ever kicked Neil out off class after Neil dared to stand up for himself. Wymack is already trying to get Neil into a different class with little success.. even tho Wymack had specifically requested for no Fox to be in this guy's class.
Oh well... Neil doesn't have friends in any of his classes and he doesn't really care to make any. That doesn't stop noisy students from trying to get to know him. Most try to start a casual conversation while sitting next to him just to get either no answer or dry one word answers. Some try a different approach and try to bully Neil but that's nothing an additute problem can't fix... of course there is also thoes that have a crush on him and attempt to get closer to him but that usually never goes well... "worse thing he can say is no" .... well
Jean was the last person to stop calling Neil, Nathaniel
Neil was the first person to start calling Jean, Jean-yves
“andrew touched neil's back on his way by, fingers light enough to give neil goosebumps” they dont even like each other yet im going to throw up
A mí nadie me quita de la cabeza que a Andrew le gustó Neil desde que vió el vídeo que mandó el entrenador Hernández (extras aftg). Luego lo conoció y pensó "uff es un pequeño idiota testarudo y mentiroso..." Acto seguido se quedó pensando si eso era algo bueno o malo por dos libros y medio.
Neil is like if all the penguins of Madagascar were one person
Yess
u are a pipe bomb or whatever that blonde kid said
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