The Aspartame Daddy

27 year old vulgar majestic faerie with a high metabolism.

[catchymemes]

[lukellios]

All Hail to the King

[ripempezardexerox]

[kkakong-deactivated20260722]

[pettyprocrastination]

nearly every character pedro pascal plays is like a charismatic intimidating figure with some sort of skill in combat meanwhile every photo i see of that man irl has this energy 

[pettyprocrastination]

are you absolutely shitting me 

[modernchemical]

VRISKASWEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

[catchymemes]

[aberrantemotion]

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

[aberrantemotion]

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

[beardedmrbean]

[sashagreys-juul]

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

[zazagundam]

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

[zazagundam]

you cant get this anywhere else

[cannibalchicken]

[crazy-brazilian]

😳😳😳

[awktopudicus]

ohh mein gott, zhey're posting püssenvagen on ze instagrāmmen

[unclefather]

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

[unclefather]

[plaguedoctor1340-deactivated202]

[unclefather]

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

[morphimus]

kermie sippie powdered milk

[unclefather]

oh thank god

[memewhore]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[zoobus]