🍉 melon

formerly all orv stuff. now with danmei

[orphetoon]

to the other side of the lake

[draconym]

made a Jimothy tea pet

[datasoong47]

[willgrahamscock]

stop trying to silence me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[orteil42]

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[yukinnn]

Hopping on the nostalgia train.

[kindlingsoul000]

Joongdok as that one scene from Evangelion

Twitter (X)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[canonkiller]

eat drink sleep play

[canonkiller]

you are being cared about!! what do you earn by rejecting it!!

[canonkiller]

Three times for charm, or something like that. Get your shit checked out, save your life.

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[tsuchikokusha]

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[melonnade]

me, the first five times they talked about the sea people in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: omg Bronze Age collapse mentioned??? 😍😍😍

me, every 15 minutes for the rest of the movie: omfg bro enough about the Bronze Age collapse

[worst-roommates-ever]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]