Mel

resident sopping wet hannah montana boot || grown adult despite the curse he/him

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

HELLLLP

[krea2re]

lestat birthday

[sunnyyfur]

he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires

[maliinka]

me, my boyfriend and his evil ass dog that wants me dead.

[allpiesforourown]

Everybody fucks with me until I say mobei jun probably lactates soft serve ice cream

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[nextchapter]

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED THAT MAN PREGNANT POLL ~SEASON TWO~ WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT

It's been a long journey guys, but we're finally here with the results of our big season two round robin finale!

In 4th place - Dick Grayson/Nightwing (DC)

In 3rd place, with one win - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

In 2nd place, with two wins - Starscream (Transformers)

... and in 1st place, with three wins, our 2026 Mpreg Champion -

YUE QINGYUAN FROM THE SCUM VILLAIN'S SELF-SAVING SYSTEM!

I don't know how, but you crazy bastards really managed to pull it off. I hope the Sect Leader is very happy with his dozen mini Xiao Jius.

STAY TUNED FOR OUR INSEMINATOR BONUS POLLS, WHERE WE SHALL SELECT THE MEN WHO GET THE HONOR OF BECOMING ZHANGMEN-SHIXIONG'S BABY DADDIES.

[unicorngelato]

Every fifth TGCF textpost: people are wrong about the Character

Every fifth MDZS textpost: nobody understands the Themes

Every fifth SVSSS textpost: what if Shen Yuan transmigrated into a pregnant flea

[justafanaticalhuman]

what if Shen Yuan transmigrated as a pregnant flea on Luo Binghe's head and fed on his blood and so Luo Binghe now has control of Shen Yuan

[let-me-iiiiiiiin]

If it's during disciple days, he might be able to sense binghe's spiritual energy and help guide him into forming his foundation, at which point lbh will notice that something is up and eventually fall in love with the sy flea sucking his blood... Eventually by feeding flea sy enough spiritual energy-dense blood sy might be able to cultivate a human form and get wifed up

[immediateforgiveness-in-eurydice]

perfect time to bring this back

[siobhanshaus]

nobody:

that final shot of armand at the end of tvl ep 3:

[astruma2]

[thiscatdraws]

My silly text post art almost always ends up being Cumplane related…ig its because they’re the Shitpost Brothers

[wockpurz-draws]

scums shitposts (2022-23)

[allpiesforourown]

I started reading The Beauty's Blade

[rustyblender]

QIJIU ANIMATIC !!! ib monty_rail on tiktok :D !!!!

I was just thinking about yue qingyuan running back to the qiu manor to save shen jiu after he survived the cave only to realize it all got razed to the ground (he doesn't know shen jiu is the one that did it) but yue qingyuan will never forgive himself for being too late :D IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS EVERYTIME I REMEMBER QIJIU,,,

[peerlessaubergine]

Shen Jiu waking up dazed and concussed after being transmigrated from the pickle pot to the modern world automatically stumbling to the nearest drag bar like a carrier pigeon knowing where home is