you really are a miracle man

tep. she/he/they. old. monsters that dont know about planes are so sexy.

[meltorights]

Aristotle: It is clear that semen is a residue of useful nutriment (Generation of Animals I.18, 726a26)

Me:

[mellifexfarm]

[babehog]

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[were--ralph]

[helvediqa]

kindred spirits

[zygon-commander]

employment cannot rob my fertile mind of its vivid yaoi scenarios

[greek-orthodox-priest]

my plans are to eat dinner and die of old age.

[vigilskept]

em dash = AI is so crazy to me. the em dash is my best friend. i couldn’t stop using her if i tried — and i would never try because i love her.

[eveligne]

I will put the “force” back in “forcefem”, by—you guessed it—

[bungerc0re]

VOTING!!!!!

[eveligne]

NO!!!!!!!!

[melto]

[snapscube]

Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??

you might be the most enlightened person on the planet

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard

[sweetheartsoldier]

Turns out somebody recording prayer intentions in the 70s is the only person who’s ever truly understood me

[tomorrowillbeyou]

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

[holythefirm]

“God’s favorite little darling” as your bio when you’re 30…. It should be “if the lord lets me see another day”

[salieri-antonio]

@wolfi-amadeus-mozart

[wolfi-amadeus-mozart]

Hm...I may steal that for my own bio

Danke schön, Herr Salieri!

[salieri-antonio]

... my pleasure. Wolfgang.

[holythefirm]

everyday on here it’s like okay well sure

[correctopinionhaver]

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day