the sloppy slurper

tep. she/he/they. old. monsters that dont know about planes are so sexy.

[meltorights]

Aristotle: It is clear that semen is a residue of useful nutriment (Generation of Animals I.18, 726a26)

Me:

[pangur-and-grim]

I went to a museum with this former carpenter, and as a way of flirting I kept pointing to victorian-era furniture and saying "oooh what wood is that ^_^?" to which he would reply, with increasing exasperation, "I don't know." this continued for like half an hour and he got very close to snapping.

[pangur-and-grim]

sunk cost fallacy where you think the bit is going to pay off, but it never does, and everyone instead just sinks into a silent despair

[pangur-and-grim]

[clownfish-casino]

OKAY I'm curious

where do you write your fics

ellipsus

google docs

directly in the AO3 editor

notes app

physical paper

literally wherever I can (sticky notes, your hand, scrap paper, etc)

something else (tell me in tags or comments !!)

not a fic writer but I wanna press a button too !!!

Remaining time: 13 hours 6 minutes

would appreciate reblogs for sample size ::]

[ju5t777]

Things go down in discord

(also, practicing before getting back to answering asks)

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[gachimushi]

Brother Gregor cooking up dinner while the others sneef eagerly in anticipation.

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[onlytiktoks]

[alexaloraetheris]

@elodieunderglass At NO POINT in this video did I know what was going to happen next

[elodieunderglass]

Oh wow. Thank you so much for thinking of me!!

[toskarin]

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

[toskarintoast]

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

[toskarintoast]

toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[meltorights]

oh well. on the bright side there should be delicious omegaverse fics about julián alvarez being comfort fucked

[meltorights]

how was the quatar world cup so much better than this one

[origami-dragons]

pelota + arco = gol

[origami-dragons]

concepto dificil para muchos jugadores

[vicholas]

i should get into basketball i cant do this anymore

[astillaz]

igual esto es positivo, puede ser q maten a milei