[iguanamouth]

[pixpup]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[kangals]

LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

[disco-vader]

[pixpup]

They Meet

[stardustschild]

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

[sneakyfeets]

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

[atiredgemini]

[bananatwinky]

[metalslimes]

Todays anti TERF character of the day is: all of them. Every single one. Not a single character is a TERF or supports TERFs

[drippingbat]

honestly bring back that 2007 mindset where kids can be themselves on social media without millions of people yelling at them for being cringey

everyone’s so cynical now smh

[tupacabra]

a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle

[a-soft-suicide-deactivated20131]

i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about

[zandraart]

google maps warm ups

[brianthuff]

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

[phillillillip]

“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

“You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

[mousathe14]

I CANT BREATHE

[jackalopetracks]

This is even better than the last time I reblogged this.

[genji-against-shimadacest-deact]

i like to pretend ppl who ship real ppl together (and especially if they draw nsfw art or write nsfw fics about said real ppl) don’t exist

makes me feel better

[bebe-benzenheimer]

I…don’t exist?

:D

I DON’T HAVE TO PAY TAXES! FUCKIN’ SWEET!

[thewoesofyaoi]

and these

[bebe-benzenheimer]

OH SNAP, YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE PRINT SCREEN KEY! I’M DONE FOR NOW, LADIES AND GENTS AND THOSE WHO IDENTIFY AS NEITHER!

[genji-against-shimadacest-deact]

????????????????????????????????? ?? ?????????????? ?

[bebe-benzenheimer]

oh dear, you seem to be confused. I shall type this response nice and slowly so you can understand it then.

You seem to be under the impression that a mere posted screenshot of information I put in my profile of my own free will is supposed to be a weapon against me. As if that is going to be the thing that drives me off this blue hellsite. When clearly it is not.

#u ok there 

Yes I am, sweaty :) Now if no one minds I shall be adding some more paragraphs to my WIP and be thinking of you foaming at the mouth and convulsing on the floor in rage.

[sjw-dipper]

honestly this is better than anything we can make up, you all embarrass yourselves

[bebe-benzenheimer]

Implying that I’m embarrassed? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY FEELINGS, SHITLORD?

[bitterhealer-archive]

This is a Person in their Twenties

[ommanyte]

Mama, just killed a man

Gun: against head Trigger: pulled Man: dead

[dangermikhael-archive]

THE POOR BOY IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM HIS POOR FAMILY

[froscan]

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[gothhabiba]

Mrs. Porter's 2nd Grade Class Survey

Please help our class as we study surveys and graphs. We would love to see how many responses we can get and all of the different places our responses come from. Each student in our class has created one of the questions in this survey.

please take Mrs. Porter’s 2nd grade class survey I want these children to get lots of responses & be surprised

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

No, Winter Storm Stella doesn’t disprove climate change

Climate change deniers are at it again. The logic goes, “How could global warming be real when your driveway is piling up with cold, cold snow?”

Well, there’s bad news for deniers — research has shown that extreme weather, for example, massive snowstorms, are actually linked to climate change.

According to the Environmental Protection Agency, which has studied climate change extensively winter storms have increased in both “frequency and intensity,” and climate change is “increasing the odds of more extreme weather events taking place.”

As meteorologist Eric Holthaus wrote in Slate in 2016, just after a record-breaking winter storm dropped 26.6 inches of snow on New York City in just one day, “there is clear evidence global warming is boosting the odds of recent big Northeast snowstorms.” Read more (3/13/17 6:21 PM)

follow @the-future-now

[wilwheaton]

Shoutout to all the profoundly stupid people who don’t know the difference between climate and weather.

[geekstudio]

I’ve been really into fantasy travel posters for decorating recently and found a whole bunch of awesome Pokemon travel poster by different artists! Check them out:

Lavender Town & Safari Zone by Posternaut Saffron City & Vermilion City by LittlePxlPosters Viridian Forest & Seafoam Islands by Carororo Mount Moon & Cinnabar Island by TheJindoDogShop Alola Sun & Moon by SvelteDonut @svltaf