Post-modern Simulacra

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[loveridden1999]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[dogpuppy]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[gaysie]

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

Cars regency au. It's called Carriages and goes about as well as you might imagine.

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[theonion]

Struggling to come to grips with the unreasonable demands, local man Gerald Ullman told reporters Wednesday that his overbearing girlfriend was expecting him to take the feelings in his head and use words to say them into the world. “I just don’t get what she means when she says I should use my mouth to turn my thoughts into language,” said the frustrated Ullman, explaining that “brain thoughts aren’t for girlfriend.''

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