lord of the dankest memes

lord of the dankest memes.

[bowelpain]

just in case you havent heard it today:

you are feared 

your six wings, gleaming body, and multiple pairs of torch eyes are beautiful

your thunder voice will get better and increasingly more vehement with time

you are valid

[tsukaretame-blog]

colorful headcanons.

( send me a copic color for a headcanon )

frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?

peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?

lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?

reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?

burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?

champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?

tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?

malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?

olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?

vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?

coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?

bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?

currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?

crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?

raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?

baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?

mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?

aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?

acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?

cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?

honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?

chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?

anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?

new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?

moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?

silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?

sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?

atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?

cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?

black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.

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Seven Sinday Memes

Send a word for my muse to react to your muse doing the following… [Add reverse for your muse to do the action] Any context helps!

Pride

[braggart] to hear my muse brag about themselves

[brag] to hear my muse brag about someone they’re close to

[mirror] to find my muse checking themselves out in the mirror

[perform] for my muse to show off a skill they feel they’re the best at

[critique] my muse reacting to hearing criticism they don’t like

[wrong] my muse doing something to prove yours wrong

[credit] my muse takes credit for something our muses did together

Greed

[prized] my muse will talk about their most prized possession

[money] for my muse to lose all their money

[shine] to find my muse dressed up in very expensive clothing

[will do] my muse explains (or does) the worst thing they’d do for money

[secrets] my muse withholding secrets that would benefit your muse

[withhold] my muse refuses to help yours

[power] my muse does something to gain power over yours

Lust

[lustful] for my muse to talk about what they like about one of their partners/crushes (specify if possible)

[kiss] for my muse to kiss yours

[seduce] for my muse to try to seduce yours

[bloodlust] for my muse to hurt yours for fun OR laugh at your muse getting hurt

[cheat] to catch my muse cheating on their partner

[caught] your muse catches my muse naked

[frisky] for my muse to grope yours

Envy

[green eyed] for my muse to talk about the one thing they see other people have that they don’t

[jealously] for my muse to get jealous of yours

[steal] my muse steals something from yours

[negative] for my muse to put yours down

[mine] for my muse to get jealous about your muse getting hit on

[share] for my muse to share something with yours

[ruin] for m muse to sabotauge your muse’s attempts to finish a task

Gluttony

[food] for my muse to talk about their favourite food[s]

[eat] to join my muse for an excessive meal

[drink] to find my muse extremely drunk/high

[vice] to try to stop my muse from indulging in one of their vices

[hoard] to find something that my muse hoards

[punishment] to try to get my muse to stop feeling sorry for themselves

[meal] my muse cook yours a fancy meal

Wrath

[vent] for my muse to talk about something/someone they hate

[smack] for my muse to hit yours.

[shout] for my muse to yell at yours.

[hate] for my muse to say ‘i hate you’

[calm] to try to calm my muse down

[stop] to stop my muse from getting into a fight

[kill] to see my muse kill

Sloth

[relax] for my muse to talk about their most relaxing experience

[sleep] your muse waking mine up because they’ve overslept

[work] my muse avoiding doing something they should be doing

[inaction] for my muse to see a stranger getting hurt and doesn’t help

[lies] for my muse to lie to avoid responsibility

[boredom] for my muse to suggest some way to cure boredom

[too much] to try to get my muse to rest after staying awake/working for a long time

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me a face for a headcanon about my muse!

(`･ω･´) :  What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ :  What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> :  Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`):  What brings your muse into a state of depression?                                 

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ :  What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ :  What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) :  What does your muse do if they’re angry?

（ ´Д｀） :  Is your muse loud in bed?

（　ﾟДﾟ） :  What does your muse do when surprised?

┐(‘～`；)┌ :  When your muse can’t answer something, what do they do?                                                                            

（´∀｀） :  What could your muse care less about?

（　´_ゝ`） :  Who or what is your muse most indifferent about?                                                                            

Σ(゜д゜;) :  Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) :  When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!   :  What does your muse do when very excited?                                                                            

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ :  Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ:  Does your muse pat others on the head? If not, do they get pat on their head?                                                                            

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))):  What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ):  What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ):  What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ :  Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） :  How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ:  How friendly is your muse around new people?

('A`) :  What does your muse do when they’re alone?

（´-`）.｡oO( … ) :  What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ):  Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ):  Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

（･∀･)つ⑩ :  Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ):  When your muse didn’t expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) :  Is your muse in denial a lot?

（・∀・） :  Does your muse like to tease people?

（・Ａ・） :  What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) :  If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

（ つ Д ｀） :  When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ :  Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b :  What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ):  What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is?

(≧ロ≦):  Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;):  How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）:  What does your muse’s laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ :  What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ :  How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ :  What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ :  Is your muse violent when angry?

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Force my Muse to Spill their Secrets

🌧- For a heavy, emotional secret

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

🌟- For a secret wish or desire of theirs

🍏- For something they secretly wish didn’t exist

🍎- For something they secretly wish did exist

❤️- For a secret crush

📲- Talk about someone/something you dislike, but only pretend to like

👁‍🗨- Talk about someone/something you like, but pretend to dislike

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

🌜- For a ‘weird’ habit or tic that no one knows about

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

☢️- For a controversy or scandal they have been able to keep mostly under wraps

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!)

📔- For a secret sketchbook they keep (Bonus: Share a sketch or doodle within it!)

🖤- For something they secretly wish they could do with your muse

❓- Free Space! Ask them about a specific secret!

[painted-bees]

Character solidifying!

Specify a character and leave a number in my ask, if you’re feeling so kind!

1. How does your character think of their father? What do they hate and love about him? What influence - literal or imagined - did the father have?

2. Their mother? How do they think of her? What do they hate? Love? What influence - literal or imagined - did the mother have?

3. Brothers, sisters? Who do they like? Why? What do they despise about their siblings?

4. What type of discipline was your character subjected to at home? Strict? Lenient?

5. Were they overprotected as a child? Sheltered?

6. Did they feel rejection or affection as a child?

7. What was the economic status of their family?

8. How does your character feel about religion?

9. What about political beliefs?

10. Is your character street-smart, book-smart, intelligent, intellectual, slow-witted?

11. How do they see themselves: as smart, as intelligent, uneducated?

12. How does their education and intelligence – or lack thereof - reflect in their speech pattern, vocabulary, and pronunciations?

13. Did they like school? Teachers? Schoolmates?

14. Were they involved at school? Sports? Clubs? Debate? Were they unconnected?

15. Did they graduate? High-School? College? Do they have a PHD? A GED?

16. What does your character do for a living? How do they see their profession? What do they like about it? Dislike?

17. Did they travel? Where? Why? When?

18. What did they find abroad, and what did they remember?

19. What were your character’s deepest disillusions? In life? What are they now?

20. What were the most deeply impressive political or social, national or international, events that they experienced?

21. What are your character’s manners like? What is their type of hero? Whom do they hate?

22. Who are their friends? Lovers? ‘Type’ or ‘ideal’ partner?

23. What do they want from a partner? What do they think and feel of sex?

24. What social groups and activities does your character attend? What role do they like to play? What role do they actually play, usually?

25. What are their hobbies and interests?

26. What does your character’s home look like? Personal taste? Clothing? Hair? Appearance?

27. How do they relate to their appearance? How do they wear their clothing? Style? Quality?

28. Who is your character’s mate? How do they relate to him or her? How did they make their choice?

29. What is your character’s weaknesses? Hubris? Pride? Controlling?

30. Are they holding on to something in the past? Can he or she forgive?

31. Does your character have children? How do they feel about their parental role? About the children? How do the children relate?

32. How does your character react to stress situations? Defensively? Aggressively? Evasively?

33. Do they drink? Take drugs? What about their health? 

34. Does your character feel self-righteous? Revengeful? Contemptuous?

35. Do they always rationalize errors? How do they accept disasters and failures?

36. Do they like to suffer? Like to see other people suffering?

37. How is your character’s imagination? Daydreaming a lot? Worried most of the time? Living in memories?

38. Are they basically negative when facing new things? Suspicious? Hostile? Scared? Enthusiastic?

39. What do they like to ridicule? What do they find stupid?

40. How is their sense of humor? Do they have one?

41. Is your character aware of who they are? Strengths? Weaknesses? Idiosyncrasies? Capable of self-irony?

42. What does your character want most? What do they need really badly, compulsively? What are they willing to do, to sacrifice, to obtain?

43. Does your character have any secrets? If so, are they holding them back?

44. How badly do they want to obtain their life objectives? How do they pursue them?

45. Is your character pragmatic? Think first? Responsible? All action? A visionary? Passionate? Quixotic?

46. Is your character tall? Short? What about size? Weight? Posture? How do they feel about their physical body?

47. Do they want to project an image of a younger, older, more important person? Does they want to be visible or invisible?

48. How are your character’s gestures? Vigorous? Weak? Controlled? Compulsive? Energetic? Sluggish?

49. What about voice? Pitch? Strength? Tempo and rhythm of speech? Pronunciation? Accent?

50. What are the prevailing facial expressions? Sour? Cheerful? Dominating?

[memelord-evenfell]

☛ GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Meme

Ask me things while I wait to post.

1: What does their bedroom look like?

2: Do they have any daily rituals?

3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

6: Eating habits and sample daily menu

7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

9: Makeup?

10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

11: Intellectual pursuits?

12: Favorite book genre?

13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

18: Favorite beverage?

19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27: What is their biggest regret?

28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31: Most prized possession?

32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33: Concept of home and family?

34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36: What makes them feel guilty?

37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38: What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

40: How misanthropic are they?

41: Hobbies?

42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

43: Religion?

44: Superstitions or views on the occult?

45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

47: How do they express love?

48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[memelord-evenfell]

"If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?" and "Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?" for Ivalise, "Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?" and "Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?" for Theo!

For Liss:

“If yourcharacter was allowed to murder one person without any consequences,who would that person be and why?”

While Liss has totally been involved in murder before, it’s mostlyalways been in self-defense or what she considers self-defense.Y'know, like, you go out to clear out a group of Cult of the Damnedcultists with your buddies in the Plaguelands and you’re just beingproactive about trying to make sure the Argent cause goes unhampered.Whether or not that’s murder is debatable, of course, but Ivalisegoes to great lengths to try and avoid the ugly truth as much aspossible. It’s kind of a flaw!

But I digress. Uh, if she could get away with murdering one personwithout any consequences, like, she was being given the wish by amurder genie who would only allow a wish of that nature be fulfilledand nothing else, she’d probably choose to knock off her uncle. Shefled Silvermoon to get out from under his influence, because he’s apowerful magister and not-so-great-a-person, and she’s been tooafraid to go back for fear he’ll start trying to control her lifeagain. That said, I’m not sure she’d actually have it in her to dothe whole stabby-stabby thing herself. She’s too soft, and unless hewas actively engaged in trying to murder some innocent and killinghim was the only way to save their life, she might really strugglewith that.

(She does much better aiding killers, being a healer and all!)

“Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?”

I can’t really think of anything unusual forher because between the internet and knowing how bizarre some of myother character’s canget, I don’t really think like… doting,overly-affectionate-touchy-feelyness is really a kink. I guess she’skind of submissive (because she likes taking care of people) and endsup with a bit of a masochistic streak, but neither of those seemweird to me! (I guess the attraction to animate dead guys is kind ofweird, tho, so there’s that, rofl!)

For Theo:

“Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have troublepronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?”

Theo is probably the sort of person who goes out of his way toenunciate everything very, very clearly and has perfect pronunciationbecause his father is some big time Magister and his mother is hisfather’s mistress, so he kind of has a black mark on him for being abastard child. Being that he has designs to succeed his father (whoalready has a legitimate heir), he’s spent his whole childhood goingto great lengths to appear very proper and well put together. Hismind is pretty clear most of the time (assuming he isn’t angry ordrunk), and while I’d say he’s good at establishing his point hemight suffer some as far as being a pompous idiot goes and wax poetica bit more than he probably should. Verbal ticks, ah… maybe not somuch verbal ticks, but he has a bad teeth grinding habit when he’stalking and things aren’t going his way. Also arroganttongue-on-teeth clucking!

“Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing forthe rest of their life, what would they choose and why?”

I hope Monty doesn’t mind if I borrow Aura for this answer, butI’m gonna be cheesy and say that Theo is irrationally fond of Aura’scooking, though you’d probably never get him to admit it in a millionyears. The amount of time he probably spends trying to concoctvarious ways to get invited over for dinner is probably inordinate,but god forbid he actually say anything and appear evenremotely desperate – especially where Aura’s concerned. :v

zephiraz, bless ye! Do you want us to ask you questions? We could just send you some even if you don’t want to reblog the thing! I mean, I kind of want to ask you questions, so if you’re okay with answering them, you should let us know! I really love reading about people’s OCs, and always read them like a nerd when they show up on my dash (even OC’s who belong to people I don’t talk to. I’m way more interested in like, yours than random peoples’!)

[memelord-evenfell]

15, 17, 21, 23, 2, 1

For Theo!

“Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at atime?”

Theo can manage to multi-task on maybe two or three small thingsat max, but not very well. He’d like everyone to think he couldmanage it, and well, but that’s pride talking. In reality he’s waytoo obsessive, and will always have one thing in whatever he’s doingthat’s getting most of his attention because he’s driven to see thatthrough the most for whatever reason that may be!

“Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do theyhandle big crowds of people?”

Theo is actually very much an extrovert. He really enjoys talkingto people, and he also enjoys big crowds, though his favorite kindsof big crowds happen to be at places like plays or orchestras wherethe whole point is to be quiet and watch whatever the heck’s goingon. Granted, he likes being with someone at these functions so he canchat the whole time, but it doesn’t matter, really, because he oftenhas a private booth to enjoy himself in. It also doesn’t matterbecause he rarely has people to go with him, too, lol.

That’s not to say he doesn’t enjoy other kinds of socialgatherings, though, because he digs things like galas and balls.

He does have some introverted tendencies, though: he needs torecharge after extravagant populated outings, and when he’s glumabout something he doesn’t like talking to anyone, period.

“Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wishfor and why?”

I’m going to answer these impulsively, as he would, impulsively,because if I (or he) thought too long on this it’d take forever.

(1) His dad ditches his current wife and marries his mom. (2) Thathis dad would admit to being proud of him and what he’s accomplishedin front of the upper echelons of Sin'dorei society that looks downon him (Theo) so much for being a bastard child. (3) Friends.

MAN, Theo is a sad sack!

“Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest wayto your character’s heart?”

Theo’d like to believe he’s all for physical affection and doesn’tneed romance, but that’s not really true at all. To be fair, he doesdig physical interaction, even in small, casual ways: hands on theshoulder, pats on the back, hair ruffling. This is also how he kindasecretly tries to flirt, actually. THAT SAID, he’s also prone toelaborate attempts at gift giving and fine dinner-having (which he’dhave to like, take someone out to, given that he can’t cook for shit)and thinks that walks under the red and gold trees of Eversong arevery charming, and I feel like those are all classically romantickinda things! (He’d also prolly super appreciate those gestures beingdone for him, not only because he is a lonely shit but also becausehe’s secretly really sentimental.)

Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.

Theo’s way too pale to have anything adorable like freckles (man I love freckles), and I can’t imagine him having anything like dimples, either, but JUST THIS MOMENT I have decided he has a bit of a crooked nose because it was broken during a fight with a kid who insulted his mom when he was but a wee bab. Also, there’s always his hair: it’s a mess he cannot contain. His mother tried to encourage him to grow it out, thinking maybe at longer lengths it’d be too heavy to be so wild, but she was wrong. She was so, so wrong. So he keeps it short, and goes for the tousled look and hopes it looks more bad boy than hobo.

“What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach,side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this – optional.”

Theo sleeps almost exclusively on his side, somewhere betweenstraight and fetal position. He rarely moves at all while sleeping.If he’s sick, or drunk, he is a lot more restless, and ends upsleeping on his stomach where he’s prone to drooling, much to hischagrin. (Both because drooling is gross and stomach-sleeping isinelegant!)

auralion-duskwither, thanks for these sick asks bro!

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30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )

What position does your character sleep in? ( i.e; stomach, side, back, etc. ) Describe why they do this – optional.

Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.

Does your character have an accent? What does it sound like?

Do they have any verbal tics? Do they have trouble pronouncing certain words or getting their thoughts across clearly?

What are their chief tension areas? 

If you were to pick one song – and only one song – to describe your character, what would it be and why?

How does your character perceive themselves? Positive? Negative? Neutral?

Are they a quick thinker or do they need time to sort through their thoughts?

Does your character dream or are their nights filled with an empty blackness? Describe a dream they’ve had or a night they couldn’t sleep and what they did to preoccupy their time.

If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?

What do they think of creation? Do they believe in evolution or do they believe in God? What is their religion like?

Describe 5 unusual characteristics your muse has.

Have they ever been so overwhelmed they had to stop and take a break from something? 

Are they a team player or do they prefer to be solo?

Can they multi-task or must they focus on one subject at a time?

What are their best school subjects? What are their worst? List five of each.

Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? How do they handle big crowds of people?

Are they a leader, do they prefer to follow, or would they rather just stay on the sidelines altogether?

If your character was suddenly challenged, would they rather run away or stay and fight?

If your character was allowed to murder one person without any consequences, who would that person be and why?

Your character has been granted 3 wishes; what would they wish for and why?

Does your character trust people right off the bat or does it take them some time to warm up to someone?

Do they prefer romance or affection? What is the quickest way to your character’s heart?

Does your character have any enemies? If so, who and why?

Do they have any weird bedroom habits? Any unusual kinks?

How does your character prepare for bed? Do they sleep at all or can they stay awake for days on end without trouble?

If your character had one thing to say to their parents before they died, what would it be?

Are they afraid of death? Do they have any regrets?

Does your character get restless when things are too quiet or do they favour solitude and silence? Why?

Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?

[memelord-evenfell]

theo headcanons

☾: Sleep Headcanon: The dark circles under Theo's eyes are a testament to how little he sleeps, but that's not really the fault of insomnia. Falling asleep is rarely a problem; he's one of those sorts of people who can fall asleep seemingly at will (sleep starvation, probably). It's more the actually getting-into-the-bed thing he has a problem with. He has a tendency to view sleep as wasted time, and likes filling his hours doing stuff and things of varying importance. On the whole, he probably gets an average of 4 hours of sleep a night.

☠: Drinking Headcanon: Theo's the kind of guy to have a glass of wine with every meal. He's also the sort of guy who'd favor fruity-juicey-boozey breakfast drinks, too, (are mimosas a thing in WoW?) because hey, that's high class as heck. Getting drunk, though, is not really a thing he does often. He rarely even drinks to get a buzz. He's too much of a control freak to do that unless he's alone or around someone he trusts... the issue being he trusts hardly anyone.

♒: Phobia Headcanon: I'm trying to think of something Theo'd actually have a phobia of. Like, there are things he doesn't like, of course, but I'm not sure there's anything that'd classify as 'phobia' status? Maybe loss of control?

⋆: Sex Headcanon: Theo tops. He hates not toping. He also hates being the sort of lean, hungry looking guy that doesn't offer up an immediate air of 'like hell anyone'd be able to fuck me' sorta vibe. He deals with this by being tricky, and favoring a lot of not so nice magics in the bedroom. (Because, surprise-surprise, his toping goes along with being a sadist. Warlocks, man.)

☮: Random Headcanon: Theo is a super talented tailor, and he really enjoys doing it! He makes most of his own clothes, and often gets compliments for them! He also really hates telling anyone he does this, as someone of his aspired station probably wouldn't be all up for admitting they do menial labor. But it's something he enjoys doing to wind down.

☻: ‘Like’ headcanon: Theo really enjoys going to ritzy functions. He likes getting dressed to the nines and enjoying shows, whether of the drama or musical variety. Unfortunately being a bit of a cocky ass means he rarely has anyone to go with, and going alone is just not okay. This is actually kind of a dislike headcanon, too, cause he's always secretly bummed that he so rarely has anyone to rope into going with him.

♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon: Despite having a predilection towards being uh... politely(?) rude, Theo really doesn't care for, like, open rudeness in other people. It's part control thing, part the expectation that even people he's not fond of should be like, better than that. He also absolutely hates the undead!

☯: Pet Peeve Headcanon: Theo doesn't like messiness or slovenly people! Being unclean is just not okay under pretty much any circumstance. He goes to great lengths to maintain his robes (it helps that he's a tailor) and maintain cleanliness even in really absurd situations. It helps he can afford things like powders and travel oils, of course.

☄: Weather Headcanon: Theo fancies himself someone who enjoys cold and dark weather, but that's only half true: he likes it only if he doesn't have to be out in it. In reality, his favorite weather is Silvermoon's perpetually moderate summertime. He prefers nights, though, and is most active then!

☼: Cooking Headcanon: Lol. Theo can't cook worth a good god damn. Please don't ever eat his cooking. >:

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Headcanons Go~

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☾: Sleep Headcanon ☠: Drinking Headcanon ♒: Phobia Headcanon ⋆: Sex Headcanon ☮: Random Headcanon ☻: ‘Like’ headcanon ♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon ☯: Pet Peeve Headcanon ☄: Weather Headcanon ☼: Cooking Headcanon

[memelord-evenfell]

avitus-ostrander figured I could start with an old favorite I found on nero’s blog, yooooooo. also figured I’d tag you here so you’d see it, but feel free to reblog on any blog you want!

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new otp challange

draw your otp like this

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