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[memescomicswriting]

It's Nice to Have A Friend

Fate is cruel on how it goes about obtaining its desires. It must be fate, because there is no other explanation for how perfectly molded Y/N and Helaena are to one another. They complement one another like opposite sides of a coin. Where Helaena is shy, Y/N is outgoing. Helaena has a photographic memory. Y/N has emotional inteligence. They have the right temperament to be the missing piece in one another’s lives. Ying and Yang. Then there are the boys. Love them or hate them, they’re there. Even the adults cannot escape the Targaryen chaos, and the fallout doesn’t spare the minors simply because they’re adolescents. Follow how Y/N and those around her carve out lives for themselves amongst the weight of the Targaryen legacy in a modern Westeros.

Pairings: Aegon x Y/N, Aemond x Y/N, hints of Jace x Y/N, Platonic! Helaena x Y/N, Father Figure! Harwin x Y/N, Mother Figure! Rhaneyra x Y/N, Mother Figure! Alicent x Y/N

Warnings: 18+ you’ve been warned

Lots of profanity, sexual innuendos, drug and alcohol use, boys being stupid jerks, infidelity, divorce, eventual smut

Word count: 32.9k and counting

Background Information

Preview

Sneak Peek Sundays

AO3

Chapter 1: I Got Wasted Like All My Potential

Chapter 2: There's Many Different Ways That You Can Kill The One You Love

Chapter 3: Everything Has Changed

Chapter 4: You Weren’t Mine To Lose

Chapter 5: My Heart, My Hips, My Body, My Love

Chapter 6.1: My Words Shoot to Kill When I'm Mad

6.2: I Have A Lot Of Regrets About That

6.3: I Just Wanted You To Know

[geasthewritingrat]

Dick: cant believe you just called me weird Dick: this feels like an attack Tim: im calling you weird because of your personality Tim: not because of your personality disorders

[stabbydragon]

Batfam as things my friends have said and done part 1

part 1/part 2/part 3

Tim: I don’t fuck with birds. Except pigeons. I fuck with pigeons.

Dick: You fuck pigeons?

Tim: No, I fuck WITH pigeons.

Dick: You fuck pigeons???

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Dick: If you ever want to die, think to yourself: do I want to die, or do I want to become a crow? You’ll find that a lot of life’s problems can be prevented by being a crow

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Jason, handing out party invites: This is a BYOC—bring your own cocaine

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Jason about Bruce: I hate his shoes, I hate how he drives, I hate how he cries—

Damian: How does Father drive?

Jason: Like a fucking bitch!

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Barbara: *Explaining how the pan flag is designed that way because cyan, magenta, and yellow create all of the colours in the visible light spectrum*

Tim: So pansexual people are printers. That’s all I’ve learnt from this.

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Dick: There’s so much gender inequality in this world. Where’s the guy’s cleavage!?

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Tim: I recently tried a BLTW

Steph: What’s the W for?

Tim: Lettuce

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Spoiler to Red Hood: You’re desperate

Robin: Desperate for what?

Spoiler: What Nightwing is.

Robin: Friendship?

Spoiler: Dick

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Rich Gotham citizen: Hey!

Discowing, trying to hide his identity: Uhh, do I know you??

RGC: Sorry, I thought you were Dick Grayson pretending to be a prostitute.

Discowing: … I might be.

[robs-your-robins]

Duke: Question, if Bruce like, dies, who gets guardianship of me and Damian?

Tim: Well, it's sort of up to you.

Duke: How?

Tim: You could pick Alfred and he's the safe choice and Damian will probably go with him but if you really wanted to, for fun, you could pick Dick or Jason or me, I guess. We're all over 18.

Duke: OK, for the heck of it, why would I pick any of you?

Tim: Well, Dick is fun, he would probably be chill but he had the potential to become a helicopter parent so there's that. Jason is... Well, at least you won't go hungry, I guess. And me, well, I'm easy going. I'd pick me if I were you. You have a better chance of staying alive.

Duke: Since I've known you, you've killed three cacti.

Tim:

Tim: Is that anyway to speak to your father?

[detective-comics-disaster]

Bruce: I'm sure you are all wondering why we are having this dinner.

Tim: Are we going on a mission?

Bruce: No, this is a different matter...*sigh*... we have to talk about the Batcomputer search history.

Batkids: *frozen in horror*

Dick: What do you mean search history? I thought the computer was super encrypted and stuff.

Bruce: Well, it seems that several of you thought that and now we have to have this conversation.

Bruce: Who searched for "murder suspects near me"? You are fired.

Jason: It was a long weekend, I was trying to speed up the process.

Bruce: Next we have "vacation homes in California" which would not be a problem had one not been embezzled in the batarang budget.

Tim: It was worth a try.

Bruce: Well now you will be taking over my patrols while I am in my new vacation home.

Tim: Fair enough.

Bruce: And finally we have "how to adopt many turtles without father finding out" followed by "how to train a violent turtle army."

Damian: Who could have search for that?

Bruce: I found the turtles Damian.

Damian: They will be a great asset on patrol.

Bruce: You are all banned from the computer for 2 weeks.

[tazzy02]

I Want A Fanfiction Of This So Bad 😭💕 This would have made so much more sense and would fit so well as a cover.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Contexts in which Bruce curses :

- "Fuck…" Muttered in front of the Batcomputer at 3 a.m.

- "Oh, fuck." Said quietly at the Watchtower monitor after seeing Clark tank something he absolutely should not have tanked.

- "For fuck’s sake." Every time one of the Batkids does something deeply unnecessary.

- "Come the fuck on." After finding out Joker somehow escaped again.

- "Absolutely the fuck not." Directed at any plan involving magic.

- "Fuck me." Whispered after hearing the words "Dad/B/Bruce/Old man/Father, don’t get mad."

- "Are you out of your goddamn mind ?" Usually aimed at Jason.

- "Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me." Upon realizing Ra's is behind some intricate plan he's been investigatinh for a while.

- "Dammit." The first one when he starts to really losing patience.

- "Clark." Said in the exact same tone as a curse word whenever Superman starts smiling knowingly at him.

- (bonus) "Ah, fuck--" muffled because Clark just pinned him down and hit exactly the right spot.

[icaffs]

( Dick storming into the room )

Dick: I HATE EVERYTHING

Bruce: what happened this time

Dick: I entered a nightwing lookalike contest

Bruce: why ?

Dick: Roy bet me fifty dollars I would loose

Dick: and I did loose

Bruce:

Dick: TO JASON

Jason: ( cackling from the room next door )

[izbnart]

Batman animation yayy 🙌👍

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Headcanon: Stephanie is brought back with Lazarus water

Jason: I heard your not talking since you’ve been back

Stephanie:

Jason: You know I think the worst thing about coming back that way was the anger. Everyone thinks it’s the blood lust but I have never felt more angry in my life. I couldn’t think, I couldn’t breathe, I was just filled with so much anger that I honestly wanted to tear anything and anyone up with my fucking teeth. It was like the most animalistic form of anger. The teeth bearing, clawing, blood boiling kind.

Stephanie: (tearing up) I…I couldn’t breathe…I woke up in a coffin and I don’t know how I did it but I clawed my way out. There was so much dirt in my mouth…and nose. I threw up for an hour when I finally got out. I can’t go in the cave anymore. I can’t be in small spaces. I feel suffocated when I’m a car. I feel so much now…my suit feels like I’m wearing a straight jacket. I hate crowds, it’s just so much noise. Smells are so fucking strong now and I hate it…. I’m not angry. I’m just…in pain.

Jason: I wish I could tell you that it’s gonna go away but the truth is it’s gonna take a lot of time to learn to be OK again.

Stephanie: Are you ok again?

Jason: Getting there…it’s a process. A long one.

[papayafromtv]

currently thinking about a Bruce Wayne who somehow manages to last well into adulthood before finally having to get his wisdom teeth removed, and when he does he is left high as a kite in Alfred's care, except Alfred then has to leave for some reason and it takes him a good twenty minutes to do the genuinely difficult mental math on which of the kids he should call and trust to take over on babysitting duty without pulling some bullshit while Bruce is vulnerable.

his first thought is Tim, until he remembers all the shit Bruce put Tim through under the excuse of 'training exercises' during the dark era, and he can't risk that 3-seconds-away-from-becoming-a-villain seventeen year old seeing a drugged up Batman and deciding 'ok my turn'.

his second thought is Jason except no it's not, not a chance, absolutely the fuck not, moving on,

third thought is Dick, but Dick has a childish streak in him and is the one that treats Bruce the most like a partner rather than a guardian figure. that's dangerous. if Dick's in a bemused and bored mood then there's a very good chance Bruce will end up naked on a raft in the middle of Gotham harbour while Dick livestreams from the bridge above.

so the final decision ends up being Damian. still young, yes, but also the most proud of his position as Bruce's son. Alfred comes to the conclusion that Damian wouldn't pull anything too bad because, well, it would reflect badly on his own family line. so he calls Damian out of school and asks him to watch his father for the night, and then he leaves only minorly worried. unfortunately for Alfred, Damian is thirteen years old and currently experimenting with the freedom that comes with not being a public heir to the Demon's Head, because as Jason told him, 'he needs to learn to fuck about without being paranoid about the consequences of his actions'.

Damian proceeds to put Bruce in the batsuit and set him loose in Gotham just to See What Happens. Bruce has to wake up the next day to footage all over the internet of 'Batman's drunken speedrun of Gotham while Robin holds him via toddler-backpack-leash', and for a split-second he genuinely considers sending Damian back to the league. Damian's brothers have never been more proud.

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?

damian: ...what

bruce: sorry i mean jason,wait no, dick. uhm Stephanie, i mean tim, no wait duke. alfred? no uhm barbara. wait ace.

damian:thats our dog father

bruce:alfred pennyworth the cat?

damian:

bruce: damian, i mean damian.

damian: leaves.

bonus!!:

bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?

tim whos also been awake for 56 hours: sure thing clark one washing machine coming up.

[coolguymcdudebro]

one must imagine Jason Todd happy

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce leaning into the whole airhead billionaire shtick at certain events, knowing that it pisses off Lex Luthor, who cannot prove it but knows that Bruce is not that dumb. For fuck sake, Lex knows that Bruce is a polygot, that he can follow physics equations, that Bruce literally aced his exams. Why? They shared a dorm room in boarding school. However, Bruce sees how much it winds him up so he really plays into it.

Bruce outs Clark as Superman while Clark is interviewing him and Lex. "I don't know why you two can't get along like you are now 😔 Superman, maybe Lex just wants to spend time with you 🤔 And Lex, babe, the robots are cool and all but you can't like throw them at Superman 😶 That's not how you make friends." Lex tells Bruce to stop, rolling his eyes. Bruce goes on a rant about how the butts match etc. Clark is literally sat so still, trying not to move.

Lex yelling at Bruce when he pretends to not have overheard a conversation Lex was having with an arms dealer in Korean and Lex is all "you speak fourteen languages, Bruce" and you got Bruce who is near tears over his puffing because he only speaks two? "I only speak American and English 😭😭"

Bruce giggling at some charity quiz show panel between Ollie and Lex, because he's so sorry but he doesn't know any countries? Like what are they??? Lex is screaming at him while Ollie hits the button so confidently going "Las Vegas".

Bruce sitting next to Lex on a plane (they're economising for PR) and he's fucking reading a book that's upside down???

Bruce asking Lex about the business finances, asking which company is "winning"? It was the day that LexCorp stock was tanking.

[gothamite-rambler]

Roy (singing while shooting his arrows): Come and get your love! Come and get your love! Come and get your love! Come and get your love!

Batman: Why is he singing?

Green Arrow: He likes to belt a little while working. He says it helps him focus.

Batman: Okay, tell him to stop.

Green Arrow: Why?

Batman: It's distracting and isn't serious.

Green Arrow hummed, nodding then raised his voice for his son to hear him.

Green Arrow: Keep singing, son! You sound fantastic.

Roy (pausing his singing): It's annoying Batman, isn't it?

Green Arrow: Yep. Seriously though, I don't say this a lot but you are such a good singer! Sing. I don't have a headache today.

Roy: Thanks dad. Nightwing would you like to-

Dick: Let's start from the top!

Batman groaned, face palming. Arrow grinned happily waiting for the praise from Batman he knew was never coming.

Batman: Smile all you want, I will find a way to get my payback.

Green Arrow: Worth it.

[strange-birb]

Typical night of patrol lol

Based off of a post by @oh23