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Love Begins
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Origami Around
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Cosmic Funnies
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@memestride
I just wrote 8 pages when I haven't written in months and was beginning to think I'd never be able to again. Idk what it is, but I am sharing and manifesting this energy for every writer who sees this. May you write 8 quality pages effortlessly and find joy writing once more
8 pages you say
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
I forgot Gustave Dore illustrated Don Quixote for a second. Now I'm imagining Quixote and Sancho exploring Dante's hell and its making me smile.
SANCHO PANZA: hang on a second. there's only one God, right? the Christian God?
DON QUIXOTE: quite so, Sancho, a fact to which even the most ignorant man can attest.
SANCHO PANZA: and we're in Hell. Christian Hell. which is why Saladin and Plato are here.
DON QUIXOTE: yes, for though Plato was a wise man indeed, and Saladin a paragon of eastern chivalry - so great a soldier and so virtuous a gentleman that even I must acknowledge him as my better, though I hope that some day I might yet surpass him - they were not of the faith, and thus could not be saved.
SANCHO PANZA: okay. so. why did that guy say he was damned for blaspheming against Zeus?
DON QUIXOTE: I
DON QUIXOTE: Well
DON QUIXOTE:
DON QUIXOTE:
DON QUIXOTE: Hm.
DON QUIXOTE:
DON QUIXOTE: That is to say, while I would gladly explain it, I fear that such intricacies are beyond your ken, Sancho.
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?
it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there
Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there
he got raptured
when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
audio: [so‿ɡ̊o ˈbæʔ t̯ʊ̆‿ðᵊ ˌǁ͜klə̃ː˧˨ə́b̚]
Ebola is still spreading in several countries in central Africa. How did the outbreak manage to spread so far and infect so many people without being detected? This guy!
This guy, in violation of Congressional funding allocation, withdrew tons of international aid. The end of USAID was orchestrated without warning, without a wind-down plan, leaving critical infrastructure to simply collapse.
there was no context
IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION
IF YOU DONT DO ANYTHING YOU ARENT ANYONE. SORRY
evil game design must never be done for money reasons. evil game design must be done for the love of evil itself
op surely isn't biased here
