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Mark Blackthorn protection squad ★ 𝙼𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍♡´･ᴗ･`♡ 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚♡︎

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Petition to change the Blackthorn family motto from “lex malla, lex nulla” to “experts in necromancy since 1903; nothing stays dead if we don't want to”.

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Will: Yeah, you know, there are 3 stages in life.

Will: Birth

Will: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!

Will: Death

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Will, when listening to Jem's music: ✨art✨

Will, if he listened to the music now: WTH-!😳

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Tessa: Uhmm... Will... How do you run so fast?

Will: Oh, Tessa, I've been running from my problems my whole life, I'm not going to stop now.

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Will: I'm 40% awesome, 60% water and 100% beauty!

Gabriel: But that's 200%.

Will: That's because I'm twice the man you'll ever be😎🤩

Cecily: WILL!

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Will: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Gabriel: idk, why?

Will: To get to the idiot's house.

Will: Knock, knock.

Gabriel: Who's there?

Will: The chicken, he he he.

Gabriel: ...

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Will: *fatally wounded* but I want it.

Silent Brother who is taking Will to the Silent City: *passing bookstore* I sAiD nO!

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missing Kit Herondale is my passion✨

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I’ve just realised that the only thing I need in this life is a Dru-Kit friendship in TWP✨

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Kit Herondale is such a ✨mood✨

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Kit: Did you know that bruises that appear out of nowhere and you have no idea how they appeared, is actually life hitting you?

Dru: Kit, please, it's 3am, shut up!

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Kit: Awww, you're lighting candles for me🥺😊

Dru, while drawing a pentagram: Bitch, I'm about to sacrifice you😉

Kit: 😳

Dru: I'm kidding! It's just a Halloween joke😆

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Kit: I'M PREGNANT!!!

Dru: You're not pregnant🤦‍♀️

Ty, while he is coming into the room: Who's pregnant?

Kit: ME!!!

Ty: congratulations)? Wait... how the hell are you pregnant?

Dru: HE. IS. NOT. PREGNANT!

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Someone: Your trauma made you stronger.

Kit, being a dramatic teenager: What my trauma did was make me a whole lot more sarcastic.

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TikTok risky dance: dO nOt TrY tO dO tHiS aT hOmE.

Kit: watch me.

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Kit: I'm reading a book! :)

Dru: Wow, that's awesome! How is it called?

Kit: Honesty and values.

Dru: Where did you buy it?

Kit: I stole it from the library.

Dru: 🤨🤯😶

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